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Assange is dead

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-05 8:45

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-05 9:11

maybe they'll arrange an exchange: USA will give him to Russia, and Russia will finally release Nikita

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-05 9:14

Assange is already sitting in jail

USA will give him to Russia
LOL. That would truly be the best punishment. Snowden wants back to US to serve his jail time there, but they are reluctant.

Welcome to Russia, fucktard!

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-05 9:23

>>3
make your're are game

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-05 9:53

>>4
go back to gulag, Ivan

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-05 10:13

Snowden 2014: hmmmmm I am a war criminal better move to Russia
Snowden 2019: ouch ouch bad mistake please execute me in Ohio

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-05 10:58

>>6
His stay in Russia was entirely unplanned.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-05 11:28

>>7
I'm sure Snowned will soon end up in Russia prison or psychiatric ward, after his comments on human rights, free speech and corruption. There are literally countless of crime code articles he could be charged with already: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jun/29/edward-snowden-describes-russian-government-as-corrupt

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-05 20:47

Snowden has changed his name to Nikita Sadkov to escape American intelligence. His location is unknown.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 5:47

Assange, also known as Redcream was last spotted in northern Greece by a local praugeridder.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 10:23

>>7
No, it was his choice. Just like it was Trump's.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:57

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 9:49

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 9:50

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 11:53

Should have stayed in a Macedonian embassy. Now he has to admit his role.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 11:54

OHNONONONONONONONO

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 12:06

What will this mean for the future of government transparency?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 12:47

>>17
It mostly means that Snowden will be captured next. Possibly immediately assassinated by the US because it's more convenient and they have more evidence against him.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 12:47

And the next head to fall is obviously Stallman's.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 15:11

What happened to insurance dead-man switch?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 18:07

What program is this?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 18:26

>>21
FBI surveillance programme.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 18:58

programme
Okay, MI6-kun

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 19:08

He's gonna get plenty of pumblenuts in jail.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 19:56

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 20:11

Julian A. has admitted his role in court. Now it is time to administer the goatfinger.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 20:12

Does this means that Snowden is next? He's far more dangerous from the CIA's standpoint.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 3:04

>>25
Rewriting MD5 in Visual Basic to get the IP of the prosecutor

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 4:03

>>25
Dangerous special software called "Linux"(probably written by communists to undermine american software industry)

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 7:19

>>29
Linus came out of Academia, and most academic people are commies, because they live off government grants.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 8:10

Thanks to a backdoor, every Linux machine is a Tor node.
https://blog.daknob.net/running-a-tor-exit-node-for-fun-and-e-mails/

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 8:13

>>30
His father was a literal commie.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 8:46

>>32
I think you mean figurative

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 10:40

>>33
No, literal. He is a politician.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 11:05

>>1
He looks like he lost all his marbles.
Prob CIA fried his brains with microwaves.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 12:11

His organism couldn't survive the constant British 60Hz vibrations around him.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 12:29

>>36
Actually britain and australia run on 50hz.
http://www.gbaudio.co.uk/data/mains.htm

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 14:25

>>37
That's what they want you to think.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-12 16:09

>>15
There is no macedonian embassy. Do you mean Greek?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-13 6:51

>>39
Your not cleaver! Hold it there, Kodak!

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-13 17:17

His last words were: what programming language is this? (sage)

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-13 18:19

>>41
Assange is a former PHP programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-13 19:19

*Australian PHP

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-14 6:10

>>41
Fake news. He said >le pedophile safe!

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-15 18:24

-rambling old man
-spent years in one building
-survived multiple assassination attempts
-Macedonian

Julian Assange = RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-16 6:35

>>45
Julian the leaksman from Australia

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 4:32

>>45
Absolutely none of these apply to Assange, furthermore, ironically, none of these actually and, ironically, unironically apply to RedCream except the middle 2.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 6:41

>>47
can you use symbolic expressions to disambiguate the ironic and unironic parts of your're are sentence? it's confusing in natural language

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 10:13

>>48 Not >>47 but i'll help
Absolutely none of these[criteria] apply to Assange[subject], furthermore, ironically[coincidentally]
{, none of these[criteria] actually and, ironically[coincidentally]
{, unironically[in reality]
{ apply to RedCream except
{ the middle 2.}
}
}
}
}
Edited on 17/04/2019 10:14.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 16:58

I have seen Julian Assange at the Liberty Square shouting something about goats. He was shot by a government assassin in the left lung.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 17:44

Thank you RedCream for the timeless quote...

"You laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."
-- Marko 'RedCream' Rakočević

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-18 3:54

>>48
The entire point of comma-based interjections is that you can remove them and still have the sentence make sense. Then you can extrapolate from the context of the sentence sans interjections exactly what the interjections are doing in the sentence, whether it be highlighting, underlining, reinforcing, or any number of other functions we use comma-based interjections for in written English. In this case the interjections (the two words between commas excluding any joining words that may happen to be between commas) are commenting on the sheer irony of >>45's post.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-18 5:16

>>52
How many skulls do you have and which one contains your brain?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-18 10:07

>>50
RedCream is dead
His real name was Julian Assange.
He was shot by a government assassin in the left lung.
The funeral will be held next Thursday.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-18 10:20

leak my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-20 9:56

Is Wikileaks man dead?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-20 11:13

>>56
Wikileaksman is in Russian custody.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-20 18:14

Assange literally smeared walls with shit at the embassy and generally behaved like deranged schizo at a ward:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6939635/Julian-Assange-performs-bizarre-Kung-Fu-work-Ecuadorean-embassy.html

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-20 20:27

>>58
He is exercising and playing a game. Neuronormatives engage in both of those activities, and since he was locked up for 7 years, he has decided to add some variety. Admit your role.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-22 21:22

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-23 13:24

>>60
>sky.com

why not RussiaToday directly?

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-23 19:56

Julian's Assange body (real name Gideon Markov) was found on the streets of Skopje. He was mauled to death with an improvised weapon fashioned from a heavy object in a sock.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-24 0:48

Can you please learn how to communicate. I wasn’t even certain this was English at first. Honestly, the level of iq is extremely low and barely humanoid.

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-24 7:17

>>63
your're are an anus

Name: The bricksocking of MY ANUS 2019-04-24 17:35

The bricksocking of MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2019-04-24 19:21

"A country working against its own citizens? I do not admit my role." - Jullian Assange, last words before being taken down

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