English Speaker Jobs in Shitkraine

If you don't speak Russian, don't have a BSc degree and want a job in Shitkrain, you will have very hard time. For example:
https://www.glassdoor.com/Job/ukraine-english-jobs-SRCH_IL.0,7_IN244_KO8,15.htm

Now we are looking for IT Recruiter to join our Recruitment team. In this role, you will search for qualified candidates to fill open positions within the company.
Perform online search for qualified candidates by using network, LinkedIn, social media, Job Boards, forums and other user groups.
Get proficient fast with internal Data base search system and pipelining.
Reach out to the qualified candidates via email, phone and other means of communication.
Conduct in-depth technical and behavioral interviews with candidates.
Qualify candidates during the interviews and submit to the Sales team for specific role.
Guide and coach candidates through the interview process.
Work closely with sales team on daily basis to gather and send updates to the candidate submitted.
Meet KPI’s set by management.
Keep in touch with the candidate from the initial contact throughout employment on the project and beyond.

3+ years of professional recruiting in the Information Technology industry.
English level - advanced
Comfortable conducting multiple conversations with candidates and clients daily.
Ability to effectively use behavioral-based interviewing techniques.
Knowledgeable of employment law and hiring practices.
Expertise with social media in recruitment strategy.
Proven success in managing and sourcing a high volume of job requirements simultaneously.
Ability to work well independently and complete tasks with minimal supervision.
Excellent written and verbal communication skills.
Must be detail-oriented with strong organizational and documentation skills.
Adaptable quick learner with the ability to pick up company systems and processes quickly.
Bachelor's Degree in a related field is preferred.
Excellent interpersonal and time management skills.
Determined personality.
Must have proficient computer skills including Word, Excel and PowerPoint

Which university gives BSc in HR?

Anyway, Ukraine is a non-country populated by littler Russians. I have wasted so several years in here and still have no job. Mr. Putin, please invade, so I will have an excuse to apply for an asylum in another country.

>>38

This is small by today's standards.

Guess then I'm a bad programmer. But I use only my own code. I.e. every single byte is written by myself. No GPL shit.

>>40
Ok it's not a big deal for a western studio to outsource the work and pay you in bitcoins or whatever. You can manage to sell bitcoins for real money in Ukraine without a bank account, I'm pretty sure.

Can you make a nice website with interesting material and a donate button? Could you write tutorials or teach Lisp for instance?

If there's 20 of us who gives you $5/mo that'll cover the food, but you have to give something in exchange. Sure that might not be the career you've been dreaming of, but atm you're an illegal alien in a shithole, start somewhere. Besides, I have a feeling you'll always be a marginal.

>>42
Ever heard about any serious business paying anonymous freelancers in bitcoin? Me neither. And it is hard on image how BTC transactions will look on your tax report.

Can you make a nice website with interesting material

Currently Symta has no TCP/IP support. I will have to write a web server, and then find a hosting allowing custom ulimit. No idea what people can be interested in. I can probably create a website about Covid19 denial or HIV denial, but there are enough of such sites already. Maybe a site about human baby sacrifices?

Could you write tutorials or teach Lisp for instance?

There are already many good tutorials on Lisp. Starting from SICP.

and a donate button?

I have no mean to accept donations.

>>43
You cant donate me anything, since I dont have a legal bank account. It is that simple. Ukraine is a shithole full of shit people. Poroshenko said they will give asylum to refugees needing it. Still no asylum. Zelensky said the same thing. Still no asylum for me. Common Ukrainians are even worse.

So, yeah, I need a job IRL paying in cash and requiring only English knowledge.

The Shitkraine
http://lj.rossia.org/users/vrotmnen0gi/3376198.html
>КУРЕНИЕ НА РАБОЧЕМ МЕСТЕ ШТРАФ - 200 ГРН

Ukraine - the land of village sluts, russian language and soviet pigsty interiors. Truly the territory.

>>44
There's more written about than in lisp. Lispers prefer mindless study to writing software. It makes them feel smart and productive. Maybe it'll work?

You're quite prideful and self destructive. I feel you're making life harder than it has to be. Not speaking the local tongue is rude. Maybe there are decent people in ukraine?

>>46

Not speaking the local tongue is rude.

In the 21st century people have invented iPhone, robots can do parkour, and there is this widely accepted thing called "American English". Why do we need a language that looks like https://imgur.com/Yv2l7bB and sounds even worse??? Edited on 15/04/2020 18:09.

>>46

Not speaking the local tongue is rude.

In the 21st century. People have invented iPhone, robots can do parkour, and there is this widely accepted thing called "American English". Why do we need a language that looks like https://imgur.com/Yv2l7bB and sound even worse???
In the 21st century people have invented iPhone, robots can do parkour, and there is this widely accepted thing called "American English". Why do we need a language that looks like https://imgur.com/Yv2l7bB and sounds even worse???

>>47
We don't need it, but then we don't live in Ukraine either.

>>48
Well, you people should start napalming Ukraine, until it converts to a civilized language.

nikita why are u such an american fanboy
yea lets bomb a country because it doesnt speak american!
fuckin brilliant
is that really what the civilized peoples do?, they bomb other societies because they cannot accept cultural diversity?
and on the same local scope youre arguing for the rights of immigrants, against authoritarianism and what not
you must have one or two screws loose is what im saying, if youre this damn blind to the incongruity of your positions

>>44

You cant donate me anything, since I dont have a legal bank account. It is that simple. Ukraine is a shithole full of shit people. Poroshenko said they will give asylum to refugees needing it. Still no asylum. Zelensky said the same thing. Still no asylum for me. Common Ukrainians are even worse.

what word don't you understand in `bitcoin'?

and stop being pidar, what's a world without girls?

Nash
you do my programming job
I pay you bitcoin
no bank account
ok?

>>53
>>51
You need a bank account to cashout bitcoins.

>you do my programming job
I do it in the Symta Programming language. Since I don't know any other at a professional level.

You need a bank account to cashout bitcoins.

not since they invented bitcoin ATMs*

* automated teller machines allow you to inclusively withdraw cash, solving the nonimity issue of cashing out coins quite elegantly

>>55

not since they invented bitcoin ATMs*

Not in Shitkraine. Here all ATMs require bank cards, like visa or mastercard (which are linked to your state-issued passport document). In Russia they are replacing these burgeous relics with the MIR plastic card: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mir_(payment_system)

Obviously if they charge you with "hate speech" crime, all your accounts will be locked in an instant. Because "hate speech" is considered a subtype of "terrorism", therefore it is punished in the most severe way, and people charged with such crimes serve time in the max sec Russian prisons. On the release (if it ever happens), they will be unable to use banking system again - ever. That is to prevent them from funding terrorism, or raising money for terrorism. Just in case they do that.

To get "hate speech" charges in Russia it is enough to insult Putin or Stalin. Or you can also claim that it was America who won WW2, because America gained the most from it, losing almost nothing. Hint: Russians believe it was USSR who won, and they see the modern Russia as just the renamed USSR.

In America they have paedophilia charges instead of "hate speech" because 1st amendment and the shit. And we all know loudmouth people are all pedos, especially if before the arrest you email them a link to a page with CP, which gets saved in the browser cache.

>>54
No. You find someone who needs bitcoins and sell them in cash, dolt.

>>56
Sorry for the long delay in the response, here is sufficient proof of their existence:

https://i.postimg.cc/TwXk9mwt/Screenshot-20200417-145922-Ice-Cat-Mobile.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/wTBw09qY/Screenshot-20200417-150049-Ice-Cat-Mobile.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/RhgX4DTY/Screenshot-20200417-150057-Ice-Cat-Mobile.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/tTtBmTnp/Screenshot-20200417-150105-Ice-Cat-Mobile.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/L4DytJMV/Screenshot-20200417-150120-Ice-Cat-Mobile.jpg

>>54

I do it in the Symta Programming language. Since I don't know any other at a professional level.

Common Lisp?

>>59
Last time I used Common Lisp (SBCL) was to write the initial compiler for Symta. I don't even have SBCL installed anymore since I've made Symta self hosting. It remains to get rid of C-compiler dependency, but writing a modern optimizing compiler is not something easy, and I dont want to depend on LLVM.

I would pay 5 bucks on Patreon to get Mr. Sadkov-Goldstein committed so he can get the mental help he desperately, desperately needs.

>>61
Since mental illness is one and the same as astral parasite infestation, what can current mental hospitals even hope to do? Filling your brain up with meds won't expel these astral beings.

>>61
Russian and Ukrainian hospitals can only do lobotomies.

>>60
I believe you can be fluent quickly in any programming language. I offered you a job and you said "oh I can't open a bank account and also I don't know what a Bitcoin is and also I can only program in this language I designed myself, even though I have professional experience with C# and whatnot"
You don't want to work, admit it. Now stop whining and using this site as your lamentation blog.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Reported kiwifarms.net to FSB and Roskomnadzor:
https://imgur.com/a/Sm8bmDa

Knowing the clueless retards working there, they could as well block their own outlet inside Russia, which will make Kremlin bot lives a bit harder.

>>66
Yes, that website is the scum of the scum, écume de l'écume.
You do good work.

>>67
Its main goal rallying troubled people against LGBTQ, and just people with disabilities and autism. Russia has established numerous such sites, each catering to a different audience, but mostly in the alt-right spectrum.

Although Russia also has numerous leftist sites running. Mostly targeting Blacks and Mexicans, trying to pit them against whites and against the government: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/13/science/putin-russia-disinformation-health-coronavirus.html

Just like USSR curated both Black Panthers and White Power movements.

But a few leftist pro-Russian sites, like leftypol at 8ch and bunkerchan.xyz, apparently target whites and promote Stalinism. I got banned there for questioning Stalin and posting actual photos from Soviet Union. No criticism of Russia is allowed there for some reason.

Got banned from salo-forum.com (after the fascist Salo republic):
https://imgur.com/a/8yFaSf1

Alt-right neo-Nazis love censoring people, while themselves complaining about censorship. A few days ago I got banned at kiwifarms.net after making a thread asking "what is wrong with being homosexual."

Apparently for alt-rights it is okay to call to kill Jews, but no okay to call to kill Nazis.

>>69
What did you say? Sounds pretty serious.

>>66
Do you really want that kind of attention sent here Nikita? Do you think a pack of tourists will get you the audience you seem to so desperately seek?

Dumb bydlo schizo fuck

>>66
I thought you don't speak russian, steve goldstein?

When you're just looking to create friction, it's natural to support both extremes against the rest. There's no need to pick one of the extremes over the other. If you do, the asymmetry gives away the game. For example, Stalin keeps being brought up without any mention that, when it was convenient to do so, Nikita Khrushchev denounced Stalin as a murderous dictator and initiated "de-Stalinization", while at the same time the made-up marketing term "alt-right" keeps being used for the far right. This asymmetry tells you who is doing the shilling.

>>71
I need some way to publish the child butchering video. And the alt-right crowd appears to be the brain dead media choice for such PR. Especially given that I'm an illegal immigrant. Otherwise the West will quietly deport me to Russia, instead of giving me life in prison.

And you cant even blame me. I asked for a visa and for a residency permit nicely. They denied it me. Have to use the "backdoor."

>>73
I don't. Therefore this thread.