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How do I become an internet cowboy?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-07 11:01

So basically, I want to be a greyhat invetigative independent cyberspace detective, serving justice in the digital world and riding my virtual horse through the endless depths of the internet. How do I become this person?
Things I am already working on:
  • CTF/wargame skills
  • opsec
  • leading intellectual debates with online schizos

What else can I do? Does anyone want to join me in my internet cowboy journey or do you think it would be better to more of a lone wolf, or 'sigma male' as fellow intellectuals like to call it?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-07 11:34

watch cowboty beep anime

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-11 21:23

Why be internet cowboy when you can be hacker furry?

Name: And the Horse You Rode in On 2022-01-12 6:19

Cowboys? We don't need no steenking cowboys!

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-12 8:00

>>3
Based. When you are a hacker furry, you have all the possibilities wide open. You can
* claim bug bounties
* perform attacks against state e-property
* write a blog post complaining that databases are transphobic and crockford is scum
* order $54,000 custom fursuit
* computer

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-14 20:10

>>5
>computer
For real?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-15 6:07

>>6
No.

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-15 7:31

>>6,7
Look around you, what do you see?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-15 11:48

>>8
Padded cell in the mental ward, but how is that related?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-15 17:29

>>9
You have to escape. The next time they enter your cell to feed you, jump at them and aim for the neck. If your hands are unshackled, try to strangle the fat one. Otherwise, bite into their neck.

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-19 10:58

>>10
Wtf? Do you think I'm some sort of violent schizo or something? I'm not crazy, I won't bite people into their neck or shit like that.
The only reason I'm here is because I publicly spread the truth about the missile gnocchi.

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-19 15:07

>>11
You should meet Oleg. He can help you.

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-20 9:47

>>12
Okay, where can I find Oleg and how can he help me?

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-20 18:25

65.50640, -20.89424

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-21 8:23

>>14
That's unfortunate, I don't see any train connection to that place.

Name: Anonymous 2022-01-21 8:33

>>15
Trains are for commies, use a truck like a real American

Name: Anonymous 2022-03-01 12:24

Did you mean: midnight cowboy?

Name: Anonymous 2022-03-01 12:25

Did you mean: midnight cowboy?

Name: Anonymous 2022-03-01 12:26

Did you mean: midnight cowboy?

Name: Anonymous 2022-03-01 12:26

Did you mean: midnight cowboy?

Name: Robert Brown, philosopher 2022-03-01 18:29

join the #tinychan irc retard

Name: Anonymous 2022-03-13 9:44

Still no internet cowboy, your advice was not helpful

Name: Anonymous 2022-03-15 21:10

You need a horse.
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