They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".
What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.
That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.
However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.
Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.
If you agree, respond to this post
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Anonymous2015-08-22 23:10
>>224 I love you. Whenever someone mentions a post I made years ago, my vagina tingles a little bit. Thank you for not forgetting me, Onii-chan.
LISP - Sailor Mercury. The intellectual of the group. She is smart and shy, and though everyone who knows her loves her, she has trouble making new friends. She can perform math that completely bypasses logic and can throw out a line of completely unintelligible nonsense to prove that she is right. She didn't have any offensive attacks for a long time, so her popularity suffered as she was deemed useless. This soon changed and she was given powers on par with the rest of the sailors, but some people never forgave her.
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Anonymous2015-08-23 4:10
>>223, 224 I don't remember the exact title. Maybe it was "If OSes were girls"? I only remember that at some point some wonderful autist came in and made multiple posts describing the languages as cute little girls. Again I don't remember the details but one of the common was LISP as a benevolent, ethereal holy spirit. Please help me.
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Anonymous2015-08-23 6:51
This may sound odd, but I think my dog is Gerald Jay Sussman. It all started when I came home from work one day to find my computer with Emacs running with lisp. Odd because I turn my computer off when I leave for work. The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP. I swear, he was lying there with the book open. I don't even own a copy. I took it from him and he tried to bite me. A few days later, I got a letter in my mail sent to Gerald Jay Sussman. Some university wanting him to teach a class on lisp. Another strange thing, is that when he barks, it almost sounds like he's yelling 'cudder' for some odd reason. He also somehow burned a CD with 'We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells' song. When ever I have to take him in the car he has to play it. Can someone help me?
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Anonymous2015-08-23 7:33
1318353057|11|Anonymous|mailto:sage|| |2011-10-11 15:55| <a href="read/prog/1318353057/9">>>9</a><br/> C and assembly are magic pens which let you draw everything. Common Lisp is a helpful maid that will do anything reasonable you ask her and remember everything you say.
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Anonymous2015-08-23 7:39
Haskell would be that girl. You know the one...
You never really went steady, but you'd run into her from time to time while knocking around in disreputable joints, usually late at night, every several months or so. She looked so hot, so sleek, so sexy, so expressive, so exotic. You'd end up back at her place and the night would just... take off. A complete blur of hot, sweaty, feverish, delirious, fumbling passion. You'd do things to each other... you'd do things to her, she'd do things to you... things that you're not even sure have names, that you're pretty sure are illegal almost anywhere. Even her kinks have kinks --- and after one of these nights, you'd realize that you yourself had a lot more kinks than you. And it wasn't just physical, it was --- cerebral. Ethereal. Transcendent. But it would all whiz by in a blur, and by morning you'd find yourself lightheaded, a bit confused, and stumbling homeward to your regular gal.
Over the next few days and weeks you'd find yourself occasionally drifting away, thinking about her. Haskell. You'd be there, banging away at your regular girl, and find yourself thinking "you know, if I was with Haskell, I'd be doing this completely differently." You'd think "I could be doing so much bigger and better stuff with Haskell." Now, your regular girl, she's not as exotic as Haskell. Pretty, maybe, if you're lucky. (Perhaps your regular girlfriend's name is Python. ;-) But not nearly as --- weird. Wild. Cool. Exciting. Don't get me wrong --- your girl, she's wonderful. You've got a wonderful relationship. She's --- comfortable. You can bang away at her all day and night. She's accommodating. Easy going. You work well together. But --- confidentially --- she's, well, maybe just a little bit boring. You'd catch yourself thinking these things, and the guilty pangs would get to you... You'd quash the thoughts, buckle down, and get back to banging away. Comfortable... there's a lot to be said for that, ya know? Comfortable... just keep telling yourself that.
Months would go by. Late some night you'd find yourself out, disreputable places again. Maybe that hacker bar, LtU. Somebody'd slip you an URL for some renegade paper, you know, one of those papers. You'd run into Haskell again. And the whole thing starts over.
Eventually, you're going to get the ultimatum. Haskell's ultimately just like any other girl on some level; she needs commitment. Eventually, after one night of wild, feverish, kinky, abstract passion, she's going to say to you: "All these times, and you don't understand me at all! You know, you're going to have to get serious, mister! I've got needs, too. You're going to have to get serious about my monads, or that's the last time you're going to play with them! Got it?"
...and then, you've got to make The Choice.
Chances are, you're going to go back to your regular gal. Haskell's just too much for any one man, probably. She leaves a trail of broken, brainy, embittered PhDs and former programmers behind her. She ruins you for the RealWorld. You can ride a while, but you probably can't go the distance with her. Go back to your regular gal and try not to think too much about what you've seen. Done. Felt. Thought.
Maybe you can salvage a little happiness; but it'll be hard. After all... you've tasted Haskell.
I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry!
As much as I like Suigintou, she's a fucking kike who fought Cutieseiseki and Shinku for (almost) no reason, making everyone sad. On the other hand, Shinku felt really sorry after beating her dear sister for the sake of everyone and that thought kept plaguing her. Her choice was a rational one and she's arguably the most balanced Rozen Maiden.
Fuck you and don't shit talk about my dear Shinku, kopipe-san.
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>>263 Where did he say that? Your pist is most cunfusing.
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Anonymous2015-08-29 18:12
I want to cum in Jun's ass.
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Anonymous2015-08-30 0:18
>>264 Rozen Maidens don't know what "cum" except Hinaichigo, who is a semen sommelier extraordinaire.
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Anonymous2015-08-30 0:21
>>268 Hinaichigo is pure, maybe you meant Suigintou the cum-guzzler kike?
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Anonymous2015-08-30 0:55
>>269 I'd never confuse between the two. Suichan may be junk be she isn't a naughty dirty little slut like Hina.
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Anonymous2015-08-30 1:21
>>268 If you ever dare to talk bad about my Hina again, I will holocaust you.
>>264 It can't be anyone other than Suiseiseki. She is the slutest of them all.
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Anonymous2015-08-30 4:10
Enough with the bullshit speculation about sluttiness. We already know for a fact which one is the most slutty based on events that were directly shown on screen. Try to recall: which maiden was it that got naked and gave Jun a lap dance? Which one is always talking about fucking Detective KunKun? Which one coyly teases men into looking up her skirt? That would be Shinku. Furthermore, she's not a slut. She's a liberated young lady who is experimenting with her sexuality. She should be gently corrected, not harshly judged and given mean labels like `slut' or `whore' that will stick with her for years.
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Anonymous2015-08-30 5:44
>>272 I have something that'll stick to her for years.
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Anonymous2015-08-31 16:10
Rozen Maiden will never be completed.
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Anonymous2015-08-31 18:39
>>271 Bad? I just said she's very skilled at what she does, nothing bad about it.
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Anonymous2015-08-31 23:55
>>272 I think you are misunderstanding Shinku's character. You can't just ``gently correct" her. If she wants to give naked lap dances, fuck Detective KunKun, or indeed, suck many cocks, you can't do anything about it. Shinku is a little tyrant, and if she puts something into her mind(and assorted orifices), you can't expect to reason with her. Who are you to tell Shinku what to do, she says, as she slaps and then pees on your face.
>>279 She's not my wife, Hina's my wife. I just agreed to let her red little cunt of a sister suck off my energy for a few days out of pity so she could find a new master. That was six months ago and I'm still having to wear her god damn ring. And I can truly understand why no one wants her around. She won't work or clean up after her self, she sits around all day demanding favors and being ungrateful. That Souseiseki or Suiseiseki or whichever one she is is just as bad. Gardener my ass, I bet she's never touched dirt in her entire life. Honestly, I thought that it would be cute and fun to have all these sentient dolls around, but really all they do is drain my time and wreck my shit. I'm seriously thinking of sending Hina out for the day, taking a hatchet to Shitku and the Desu girl and using the splinters for a fun arts and crafts project with Hina after telling her that they moved back to Germany.
This is restrictive far-right reactionary conservative nonsense! There shouldn't be any lords in the XXIst century, everyone deserves to be equal and treated with respect no matter what xihr gEndEr or fInaNcIaL sTatUs is ))))emoji)))
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Anonymous2015-09-02 20:07
>>291 Too true, my friend. The future should be inclusive & everyone deserves to have free property and food and no matter what the color of their skin is or whether they work or how many kids they have.
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Anonymous2015-09-02 21:52
>>288 Why not use the superior Spivak non-gendered pronouns?
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Anonymous2015-09-02 22:56
Is it illegal to rape dolls? Do they even have roghts recognized by law?
Is it illegal to create dolls designed to rape? Is there any judicial precedence that rules on this or regulations that I need to meet before I send my robotic Junku and her 36" penis out to terrorize the streets?
Yes, cement. If you but foarce me to do soa, I would hydrate yoar dessicated minerals until curing occurred unto immoability. Then you would be mine to deal with as I pleased. That would be my roal as well as yoars.
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Anonymous2015-09-10 22:55
Has Shinku ever faced the battleanus?
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Anonymous2015-09-10 23:35
>>312 Yes, but she survived. The ordeal left her the unpleasant little witch she is today.
>>314 Witch, bitch, cunt, whatever nomenclature you prefer.
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Anonymous2015-09-11 0:59
>>315 Shinku taught Suigintou how to walk and convinced her brat of a master to be kind to her. Suiginkike turned against her out of baseless jealousy and hate. Shinku felt sorry for her sister, yet did what was right and gracefully put her in her place.
But you think Shinku is the cunt. Die in a fire, cretin.
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Anonymous2015-09-11 1:07
>>316 Yeah? You assume I care about Suigintou. Shinku is unpleasant, and that's the simple truth of it.
Shinku is just Takano in a doll's body. Sure, Shinku is willing to play nice for a while, but her end goal is the total destruction of you and everything you love for some twisted game that she's playing, trying to please a ghost who never even asked her to do so. Rozen never once said that the girls had to kill each other to win the Alice Game. None of the other girls wanted to do that. The only ones willing to do so was Boku, who was reluctant at best, and Suigintou, who was told that killing is the way to win by Shinku and who thinks it's the only way to prove she's not junk. Hina and Suiseiseki are content to live quite lives. Kanaria thinks everything is a joke. Baraasdfasdf is a fake, thus doesn't count, and the one she's faking was never even made. Bottom line is that Shinku started this war because she couldn't stand the idea of anyone else being loved.
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Anonymous2015-09-12 7:22
I am Shinku, destroyer of worlds.
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Anonymous2015-09-12 7:57
Churchill's speeches were a great inspiration to the British during WW2, but also promised that "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat". Before the Battle of Britain, he delivered the immortal line, "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender". How would today's decadent and pleasure-loving Westerners react to a similar speech? I think Winston would have to rewrite it to something along these lines: "We shall defend our continent, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the ice cream trucks, we shall fight on the cable TV cars, we shall fight in the Jacuzzis and the spas, we shall fight in the nail salons; we shall never surrender".