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Why Russia is a Piece of Shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 16:21

Enrolling into Russian University requires completing 11 years of school education, passing all the useless humanities exams, like reading Pushkin and Dostoevsky.

To enroll into American Uni, like MIT, it is enough to pass SAT, which you can learn on your own, outside of school

Alas I cant get into American University, because you need to be a citizen to get education credit, otherwise it would cost $144000, which is a fortune in Russia, where human life costs less than a $500.

Dear Americans, please bomb Russia, till it changes college admission rules to be more liberal

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 16:39

canadafag here
I had to do 13 years of schooling before entering university
and i also had to do some useless humanities chit-chat

at least they don't have the murrican university-debt scam as bad here as in murrica

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 18:19

>>2
and i also had to do some useless humanities chit-chat
American SAT includes only math and critical reading/writing, which is much simpler and more logical than for example Russian tests, which require rote memorizing a lot of linguistic definitions together with verb inflections. That is in addition to the requirement of citing a large body of useless russian literary work, like Pushkin, Dostoevsky and Tolstoy. In addition, Vladimir Putin's government also tries to introduce Bible back to public schools.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 18:23

Enrolling into Russian University requires completing 11 years of school education
Murrica needs 12 or 13, doesn't it?

Why are you such a little pussy, Nikita?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 18:25

>>3
I read that as ``Putin tries to introduce Bible Black to public schools''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 18:46

>>3
yeah there has been lots of ink this year about how putin hates gays

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 19:22

Whats so great about university anyway? Isnt it all just a bunch of usless bums who dont want to work and invent a bunch of crap to tell idiots bullshit these days?
You can pretty much study and build almost everything you would want to today in your own home if you have the will to read some books.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 20:38

>>4
Depends on the university.

Some require high school, others require either accredited high school or passing grades on their special entrance exams.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 21:14

>>6
yeah there has been lots of ink this year about how putin hates gays
Another theory could be that putin doesn't care either way and it's really the population that is still very homophobic (compared to other countries). Can't really blame them either considering what they've been through during the past 90 years.

This thread probably should have been in /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-18 5:13

>>4
Yes. 12. But you can pass SAT, without visiting school at all, whilst in Russia failing final exams or dropping out is equivalent to death sentence. And you can just do final exams, without visiting school for 11 years.

>>7
In Russia you need a diploma to get a programming or other engineering job. It is of no difference, what kind of diploma you hold (even if it is some history or psychology diploma), because it serves just to prove, that you can finish something under stressful conditions of a uni.

>>5
Alas it is just http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Закон_Божий_(дисциплина)

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-18 5:17

>>10
And you CAN'T just do final exams, without
self fix

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-19 21:22

>>10
In Russia you need a diploma to get a programming
as i've said before not a single reasonable company gives a shit
they do however keen interest in your github acc
just setup a vps with git-daemon with your 1337 cod3s and make sensible post on habr. problem solved. guaranteed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 14:07

>>12

I don't visit habrahabr.ru it is for bydlo and requires invites, while I don't have any programmer friends or friends at all, because I haven't attended university, where one makes such friends.

America, I love you! Please destroy Russia for all good there is! Russia is evil and stinky country, which must whipped from all maps!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/George_Washington_Carrier_Strike_Group.jpg

America, go! Finish Syria and North Korea dictators! then go for Vlad-emir Fuck-in!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 14:08

>>12
as i've said before not a single reasonable company gives a shit
They do. Look at hh.ru, where all C/C++, electronics and AutoCAD vacancies require BS degree.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 14:10

>>12

they do however keen interest in your github acc
Only American and European HRs care about github. Russian HRs look at your vk.com page.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 17:33

As clarification (for US companies the B-W corridor, anyway), it's not just ``your github page'', it's ``things you have done''. It just happens to be that everybody and their dog confuses personal projects for github these days. I put some stuff on repo.or.cz on my resume, and a while back, several of my projects were just distributed through ftp. Nobody has ever asked me ``Yeah, but what about github?'' during an interview.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 6:03

>>16
I have https://github.com/saniv but it gave me no job in Russia, because in Russia HRs are retarded women with psychology diplomas, instead of my colleagues.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 11:52

>>17
You're looking pretty good in that picture, Nikita. symta-iso looks really cool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 13:34

>>17
I don't think that's specific to Russia.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 21:04

>>19
IIRC, Americans don't use women HRs to hire programmers.

Women can't test my professional skills.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 21:17

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/04/15/companies-wont-even-look-at-resumes-of-the-long-term-unemployed/
it doesn't matter how much experience you have. It doesn't matter why you lost your previous job — it could have been bad luck. If you've been out of work for more than six months, you're essentially unemployable. Many companies won't even consider you for a job.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 21:18

>>20
LOL, no wonder the place I worked for got bought. Oh well to the next thing!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 21:20

The whole premise is that the "unemployed" will have outdated skills.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 21:34

>>23
Are you talking about the legal definition of "unemployed" in the U.S.A.? Or about people being unemployable? 'Cause I know more skillful people and up-to-date on news and technique than most drone workers that do not have work gaps. Companies should just hire by testing the aptitude of the individual, and how they work well with others. Plus, why do you think people use a functional resume these days? Work gaps should be seen as just gaps. Not everyone works for corporations. Work without an agency or company is considered unemployed in the US. So that rules out nearly all individuals that are self-employed, with no brand of their own.

>>21
I am surprised Washington post uses wordpress, lol.

Name: >>24 2013-11-21 21:40

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 1:55

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 6:34

>>26
must be the funniest video on youtube

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 9:38

>>26
Back to the imagereddits with your unfunny maymays, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 9:41

>>13
habrahabr.ru it is for bydlo
that's why it's so popular with HRs
requires invites
no need for invite to post in sandbox. popular posts can get to main page and result in invite.
don't have any programmer friends or friends at all
who need friends when you have internet?
>>17
no symta
no wc2 engine
le meme pictures
worthless

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 20:22

>>23
God forbid they hire someone who hasn't kept up on all the latest WEB 3.5 COMPATIBLE WEBSQL .NET ENTERPRISE SOCIAL CODING TECH STARTUP SOLUTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 21:59

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 22:54

What's a bydlo?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 1:09

>>32
It's something you stick up your anyus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 3:47

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 7:07

>>30
Web 3.5 is such a fucking joke. The power creep of the latest splats is obviously an attempt to rake in cash MTG-style, and the only thing it's actually good for is the browser exploit metagame. Give me Advanced Web or even OWeb any day, plus a competent webmaster. That's what it's supposed to be about, anyway - not about the amortized time to get through an encounter <table>. Sheesh.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 7:10

>>29

no need for invite to post in sandbox. popular posts can get to main page and result in invite.
I can't write anything popular with bydlo. They don't get my jokes or my writing style.

who need friends when you have internet?
Internets won't land you a job, unless you consider jerking to ponies and observing caturday to be a big thing on your resume.

worthless
Symta won't be ready for some time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 7:45

>>36
Internets won't land you a job
It depends on what you use the internet for. Besides, nepotism is overrated anyway, or whatever the equivalent is for friends.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 15:48

>>37

I'm reading wikipedia about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histone_code

this is completely unrelated to getting a job, despite extending my knowledge of computation systems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 17:00

Name: >>39 2013-11-23 17:01

Forgot these guys too:
http://www.cshl.edu/Careers

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