I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the startup'. First I set my alarm clock for 7 in the morning. When i wake up I make myself a double espresso in my authentic $200 italian espresso machine. Then I comb and gel my hair to look professional. I check hipsternews and and proggit while drinking my coffee with sublime text open in the background. I think to myself "Today I'm going to rock the web 2.0 so hard!", it helps me proceed through my day thinking I'm important without remembering that my business failed and I'm a worthless NEET. The only problem is if I see anything about feminism in my social media. It ruins the whole fantasy.

>>39
Tell the connoisseur it's kopi luwak and if he believes you he'll proclaim it the best he's ever had

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
http://www.amazon.com/Kopi-Luwak-Coffee-Whole-16-Ounce/dp/B0030IGUIK

torturing animals so you can use their shit to make coffee

gooks and poison-drinkers considered harmful

>>42
These felines don't actually get tortured unless you consider a basic animal cage to be torture.

>>40
Does modding count?

Is it still Kopi Luwak if I eat and shit the coffee beans myself?

(I call it "my new alarm clock.")
Good morning, sunshine. It's time to get up now. Another bright and beautiful day is out there, just waiting for you to go out and- stop. Do not hit that snooze button. Do not hit that god damned snooze button. You think anything great in this world ever got done by a lazy motherfucker who never even tried? You think it's supposed to come easy? You think I've had it easy? Get your ass up. Get. Your ass. Up. Right now.
Beautiful things can be done in a day, god damn it. Tell someone you love them. Make art. Get into trouble, for fuck's sake, hurt yourself, make someone happy, get laid. Quit your job, or destroy your job - whichever one it is you want to do, it starts with you rolling out of bed right now. And brush your teeth, god damn it, your breath smells like ass.
WAKE. UP. Now. Get the fuck out of bed. This is life. You're not gonna make it out of here alive, you're running out of time this very second, and you want to hit snooze? Did nobody tell you that you're capable of great things? Do you need someone to tell you that shit? Here, if you're gonna be a god damned fool, let me say it for you: I believe in you. I think you can do it. I think you're the baddest, most batshit crazy and capable-of-anything motherfucker there ever was.
Now get the fuck out of bed and get something done.

>>14,17,21,23,25,29,32,34
Kill yourself, /g/ro.

Take it easy, >>47-toraihaado.

>>48
No one gives a shit about your doublespeak "freedoms" here, you braindead Stallman clone.

>>49
Freedom GNU

Good morning, you little bitch. I’ll have you know it's time to get up now and get involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda. Another bright and beautiful day is out there, just waiting for you to go out and get over 300 confirmed kills. Do not hit that gorilla button. Do not hit that god damned gorilla button. You think anything great in this world ever got done by the top sniper in the entire US armed forces? You think it's supposed to come easy? Think again, fucker. Get your ass up. Get. Your ass. Up. Right now, target.

Beautiful things can be done in a day, god damn it. Tell someone you will wipe them the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. Make art. Trace someone's IP, for fuck's sake, hurt yourself, make someone happy, prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life, or quit your job - whichever one it is you want to do, it starts with you rolling out of bed right now. And brush your teeth, god damn it, your breath smells like the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps.

WAKE. UP. Now. Get the fuck out of bed. This is life. You're not gonna make it out of here alive. You’re fucking dead, kid. You're running out of time this very second, and you want to hit gorilla? Did nobody tell you that I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands? Do you need someone to tell you that shit? Here, if you're gonna be a god damned fool, let me say it for you: you are a little shit. I think your little comment was "clever". I don't think you know what unholy retribution is about to rain down upon you, you goddamn idiot.

Now get the fuck out of bed and get something done before I shit fury all over you and you drown in it. You’re fucking awake, kiddo.

GNU Freedom: Free as in may cost money and you're heavily restricted with how you're allowed to use and modify it.

>>47,49
I couldn't give less of a fuck about stallman or open source, although I am grateful to have an operating system that I can sort of verify isn't backdoored. I give more of a fuck about google and other corporation that wants to know more about me than I am comfortable with telling them, which is usually nothing. Is it that hard to understand?

>>53

I give more of a fuck about google and other corporation that wants to know more about me than I am comfortable with telling them, which is usually nothing.

Two cowboys, a newcomer and an old-timer, are drinking beer in front of a saloon. Suddenly, there is a clatter of hooves, a great cloud of dust, and something moving extremely fast from one end of town to the other. The newcomer looks at the old-timer, but seeing no reaction, decides to let the matter drop. However, several minutes later, the same cloud of dust, accompanied by the clatter of hooves, rapidly proceeds in the other direction. Not being able to see what's behind the dust, and unable to contain his curiosity any longer, the newcomer asks:
— OK, what the hell was that, Bill?
— Oh, that's Uncatchable Joe. Nobody has ever managed to catch him, Harry.
— Why? Is he so fast, Bill?
— Nope, it's just because nobody gives a fuck about him, Harry.

>>53

I can sort of verify isn't backdoored

Really? Do you gave a formal proof? What do you mean by ``sort of''? Do you only have some of operating system verified? What parts are you lacking yet? How many lines of proof do you have? I once read that when Minix was formally verified, it's 40Kloc took 250K lines of proof. That would place verifying the mere kernel of Linux at nearly [b]eighty million lines[/code] of proof. How were you able to work so quickly that you could verify the code (or, if you got the proof from someone else, verify the proof)? And the entire operating system, wow, I'm betting it's nearly a billion lines of proof! I can tell why you only sort of have it done.

>>54
We have technology now. All horseback riders are easily caught. And you may as well catch all of them in advance in case any of them give you a problem in the future. Or they could simply be useful in the future. Getting caught, in this analogy, is knowing everything about the person. Knowledge is power. Some of it is useless, but not all of it is. When you have enough knowledge, each insignificant part plays a role in unraveling a larger picture. They will have no power over me, so they shall have no knowledge of me.

>>55
I'm talking about intentional backdoors you **explicative**. I can look at the source that my computer is supposedly running. The image I installed could have been modified before installation. The source I manually compiled could have been processed by a very intelligent malicious compiler that inserts a backdoor into the compiled binaries. The source I got could look different from the source the rest of the world has access to. The signed keys I check might not be the same as the keys used by the original author. This is what I mean by sort of. It's easier than hand examining the binaries. Open source does not mean secure. But they usually do not contain an intentional obfuscated backdoor. At least if they do, they worked very hard to hide it.

>>56

We have technology now

lol you dumb kid, you sound so dumb you know that, you millennial? do you even know the definition of technology? lol fat ass and your ``smart''phones, your ``smart''phone could easily be broke in half by an actual regularly used MAN's hand and your heart would explode in a few steps of ``running''. you don't even know anything about the technology itself and your only true excuse is you're too dumb.

Knowledge is power. Some of it is useless, but not all of it is

stop bullshitting you dumb edgy kid. only thing useless here is you with your autistic brain damaged ``power'' fantasises and lack of any actual knowledge lol.

> muh useful muh useful

who even gives a shit what YOU think is useful or not in the first place or even care of it being useful or not in the first place
what are you, some sort of supervillain wanting to use his ``useless'' knowledge of sicp to conquer the world? lol just use javascript and your ``smart'' you dumb nigger muh use muh useful muh useless

>>58

Back to 8chan, nigger.

>>57
It's easy to catch a horseback rider when they carry a tracking device and tweet every town they pass through.

>>58
Says the american under the NSA data collection program. You'll have to ask your government why they think knowing where you go and everyone you call is so useful. While you're at it, ask google analytics why your browsing habits are so important. Don't forget to tell the burglar casing your house the times you'll be gone during the day. And always tell the mugger on the street how much cash you are carrying. And during your next job interview, mention you use the word, nigger, on the internet. In fact, just print out a big list of all your posts here and staple it to your resume.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSZjx508304

>>61
*stabs out eyes*