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Leaked World4ch #Janiteam IRC Logs Going back to 2012

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:02

http://p.pomf.se/5801

(04:57:24) Sange: just a quick note to any mod who may read this, anyone who quotes shit ``like this" on /jp/ is Tokiko, aka proxy-reporter and one of the sole reasons why /jp/ is so bad
(04:58:10) Sange: he doesn't quote like "this", he uses `` for the first part
(04:59:11) Sange: on the boards it looks way different, so it's easy to see
(05:03:13) ~moots: why does he quote with backticks
(05:04:46) ~moots: a web proxy service?
(05:05:35) Sange: he says it's the right to quote
(05:06:38) Sange: it's something he read on /prog/ apparently
(05:07:41) Sange: right way*
(05:08:55) Sange: he proxy-reports using different AOL IPs

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:05

(11:29:47) +MichaelJackson: The textboards have captcha now?
(11:29:58) @RapeApe: yep
(11:30:16) @RapeApe: some fag on /prog/ decided to necrobump a ton of threads with a spambot
(11:30:17) +MichaelJackson: Why can't I see them? Even in private browsing.
(11:30:43) » +MichaelJackson is now known as +Kazisho
(11:32:02) @RapeApe: i don't know. looks to be buggered at the moment.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:10

Mar 17 21:09:35 <gorillabait> my questions tend to be pretty simple. "whats the best way to approach this problem?"
Mar 17 21:09:42 <Scrubadour> i get streetpasses at the gym pretty regularly, at least 2 every visit, sometimes seven
Mar 17 21:09:43 <ThinMint> you could always try /prog/ lel
Mar 17 21:09:48 <gorillabait> this is true, lol
Mar 17 21:09:54 <ThinMint> I'm sure the REAL EXPERT PROGRAMMERS would be happy to help
Mar 17 21:09:59 <ThinMint> (don't try /prog/)
Mar 17 21:09:59 <WhatWinterLeft> That reminds me, I need to go clean /prog/
Mar 17 21:10:08 <ThinMint> no amount of cleaning
Mar 17 21:10:18 <ThinMint> could ever remove the stain of hobby programmers from /prog/
Mar 17 21:10:22 <WhatWinterLeft> Well
Mar 17 21:10:29 <WhatWinterLeft> The only thing I touch is botspam
Mar 17 21:10:29 <ThinMint> (joking)
Mar 17 21:10:36 <ThinMint> god knows there is plenty of that
Mar 17 21:10:41 <Scrubadour> hey winter your /j/ hover shows "dis"
Mar 17 21:10:45 <WhatWinterLeft> Yep
Mar 17 21:10:52 <Scrubadour> it stands for "distinction"
Mar 17 21:11:02 <ThinMint> it stands for 'pile of spam'
Mar 17 21:11:13 <Failhouse> lol
Mar 17 21:11:16 <gorillabait> don't think I've ever been there.
Mar 17 21:11:31 <ThinMint> it's the bastard lovechild of /jp/ and /g/
Mar 17 21:11:40 <WhatWinterLeft> Theres bot spam all the way back to 2006
Mar 17 21:11:41 <gorillabait> sexy
Mar 17 21:11:45 <ThinMint> not really
Mar 17 21:11:48 <WhatWinterLeft> So the chance of me getting it all is slim, but not impossible
Mar 17 21:11:59 <VCR_Working> http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42315618
Mar 17 21:12:16 <WhatWinterLeft> I'm just trying to maintain a minor status quo of the first page (~40 threads) clean of botspam.
Mar 17 21:12:32 <WhatWinterLeft> Then i'll start digging deeper
Mar 17 21:12:39 <ThinMint> it's like 60% memespam and 40% hobby programmers bickering over languages people don't actually use
Mar 17 21:12:50 <gorillabait> I'm gonna play some EVE, so peace for now
Mar 17 21:12:53 <ThinMint> (and this is coming from someone who likes LISP)
Mar 17 21:12:58 <WhatWinterLeft> Enjoy your nap.
Mar 17 21:13:00 * gorillabait is now known as gorillabait_AFK
Mar 17 21:13:06 <ThinMint> spreadsheets away
Mar 17 21:13:14 <gorillabait_AFK> zzzz
Mar 17 21:13:36 <Scrubadour> >EVE >play
Mar 17 21:13:57 <WhatWinterLeft> I got a friend currently playing who is going full idle-modo with drone mining.
Mar 17 21:14:30 <WhatWinterLeft> Or ratting or whatever they call it

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:10

We need to find a way to keep fucking with moot. Just give him a 5 sec wtf, once every 5 months, for the rest of his life.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:25

I'm going to put their comments in a database and do some linguistic stuff on them. I doubt much will come of it since they all talk the same, being the meme spewing retards they are.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:26

(21:03:41) +nemo`: jesus fuck, /prog/ is like an alternate dimension
(21:03:55) +nemo`: it's so morbidly fascinating, I almost don't want to see it cleaned up

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:34

Some of this ought to be doxable.

(14:17:42) ‹+fsdfdsf› Here's that amazing group http://www.facebook.com/pages/Akatsuki/421521644556437
(08:26:51) ‹+duanemoody› http://www.facebook.com/TheShadman
(13:09:55) ‹%dongfix› hello memebase i thank you for sharing me on your site here is my other website i hope you like it as well... :^) https://www.facebook.com/usingmemearrows
(13:55:04) ‹+ATIWAB› https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151056393178870&set=a.65046118869.76163.6278093869&type=1
(18:07:57) ‹+nikka› www.facebook.com/WeNeedTeddy
(08:43:42) +WalterWhite: https://www.facebook.com/Steam/posts/10151246397952339
(19:39:24) +duanemoody: https://www.facebook.com/EncyclopaediaDramatica/posts/484954718230944
(13:57:41) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/pages/4chan/176890359032890?ref=ts&fref=ts
(18:13:27) +Deckenkatze: http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fc1CjUY4.jpg&h=5AQHFh7xY
(01:47:25) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/pages/moot/269783576541
(13:38:18) +Kazisho: mailto:https://www.facebook.com/bob.ray.7106
(23:55:36) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/pages/pol-Politically-Incorrect-4chan/110788909071312?ref=ts&fref=ts
(22:31:12) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=187550531395149&set=a.110795509070652.20220.110788909071312&type=1&theater
(13:05:42) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/J3wTurkey?group_id=0
(18:30:36) %Aerolite: looks like they made a new FB page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Official-Amys-Baking-Company-Bakery-Boutique-Bistro/556038571106822?hc_location=stream
(22:28:36) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Why-helo-sugar-boger-it-is-i-hughjelz-notronbo/536188703090841?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser
(14:21:12) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=125963204276760&set=vb.139757129522136&type=2&theater
(22:57:36) +Axish: https://www.facebook.com/ryanselwood
(03:03:18) +McNuggets: https://www.facebook.com/raven.cain23?ref=tn_tnmn there's mine
(20:54:20) +McNuggets: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=611038305583375&set=a.344404985580043.80885.167883146565562&type=1&theater
(19:15:23) +nemo: this guy https://www.facebook.com/tomhankthatsme
Jan 04 16:13:10 <Kusanagi> https://www.facebook.com/RandPaul
Jan 23 02:54:25 <Kusanagi> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=739443849401345 pretty fucked up
Mar 17 19:07:54 <Axism> https://www.facebook.com/DEMOLITIONDthatsme
Mar 28 17:36:13 <VCR_Working> https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10101319050523971
May 01 10:49:05 <Axism> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150382458584995
May 22 23:37:51 <cdnexplorer> https://www.facebook.com/4spooky
Jul 09 00:50:04 <HD-DVD> https://www.facebook.com/events/684435661592437/
Jul 22 23:31:48 <Drae> https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/32828811/why-isnt-pol-all-over-this-www-facebook-com
[04:52:42] <ashpain> lols https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4741048264368&fref=nf
[00:02:34] <theomeo> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=723113054390924
[23:36:50] <Destati> https://www.facebook.com/kvonroeder/posts/656485347806155
[23:58:37] <Spitch> https://www.facebook.com/champagnecharles
[08:00:03] <Kobayashi> Ape this is for you https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152468413650967
[17:55:56] <ALTERNATIVE> https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10154799379450305.1073741841.221292025304&type=1
[14:08:49] <Kazisho> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152611644489807&set=vb.11455644806&type=2&theater This is worth a watch.
[03:52:22] <Kusanagi> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=998960710120764&set=a.936961162987386.1073741830.100000205321476&type=1&theater
[12:48:07] <Kusanagi> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=998960710120764&set=a.936961162987386.1073741830.100000205321476&type=1&theater
(14:17:42) ‹+fsdfdsf› Here's that amazing group http://www.facebook.com/pages/Akatsuki/421521644556437
(08:26:51) ‹+duanemoody› http://www.facebook.com/TheShadman
(13:09:55) ‹%dongfix› hello memebase i thank you for sharing me on your site here is my other website i hope you like it as well... :^) https://www.facebook.com/usingmemearrows
(13:55:04) ‹+ATIWAB› https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151056393178870&set=a.65046118869.76163.6278093869&type=1
(18:07:57) ‹+nikka› www.facebook.com/WeNeedTeddy
(08:43:42) +WalterWhite: https://www.facebook.com/Steam/posts/10151246397952339
(19:39:24) +duanemoody: https://www.facebook.com/EncyclopaediaDramatica/posts/484954718230944
(13:57:41) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/pages/4chan/176890359032890?ref=ts&fref=ts
(18:13:27) +Deckenkatze: http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fc1CjUY4.jpg&h=5AQHFh7xY
(01:47:25) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/pages/moot/269783576541
(13:38:18) +Kazisho: mailto:https://www.facebook.com/bob.ray.7106
(23:55:36) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/pages/pol-Politically-Incorrect-4chan/110788909071312?ref=ts&fref=ts
(22:31:12) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=187550531395149&set=a.110795509070652.20220.110788909071312&type=1&theater
(13:05:42) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/J3wTurkey?group_id=0
(18:30:36) %Aerolite: looks like they made a new FB page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Official-Amys-Baking-Company-Bakery-Boutique-Bistro/556038571106822?hc_location=stream
(22:28:36) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Why-helo-sugar-boger-it-is-i-hughjelz-notronbo/536188703090841?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser
(14:21:12) +Spitch: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=125963204276760&set=vb.139757129522136&type=2&theater
(22:57:36) +Axish: https://www.facebook.com/ryanselwood
(03:03:18) +McNuggets: https://www.facebook.com/raven.cain23?ref=tn_tnmn there's mine
(20:54:20) +McNuggets: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=611038305583375&set=a.344404985580043.80885.167883146565562&type=1&theater
(19:15:23) +nemo: this guy https://www.facebook.com/tomhankthatsme
Jan 04 16:13:10 <Kusanagi> https://www.facebook.com/RandPaul
Jan 23 02:54:25 <Kusanagi> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=739443849401345 pretty fucked up
Mar 17 19:07:54 <Axism> https://www.facebook.com/DEMOLITIONDthatsme
Mar 28 17:36:13 <VCR_Working> https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10101319050523971
May 01 10:49:05 <Axism> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150382458584995
May 22 23:37:51 <cdnexplorer> https://www.facebook.com/4spooky
Jul 09 00:50:04 <HD-DVD> https://www.facebook.com/events/684435661592437/
Jul 22 23:31:48 <Drae> https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/32828811/why-isnt-pol-all-over-this-www-facebook-com
[04:52:42] <ashpain> lols https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4741048264368&fref=nf
[00:02:34] <theomeo> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=723113054390924
[23:36:50] <Destati> https://www.facebook.com/kvonroeder/posts/656485347806155
[23:58:37] <Spitch> https://www.facebook.com/champagnecharles
[08:00:03] <Kobayashi> Ape this is for you https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152468413650967
[17:55:56] <ALTERNATIVE> https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10154799379450305.1073741841.221292025304&type=1
[14:08:49] <Kazisho> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152611644489807&set=vb.11455644806&type=2&theater This is worth a watch.
[03:52:22] <Kusanagi> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=998960710120764&set=a.936961162987386.1073741830.100000205321476&type=1&theater
[12:48:07] <Kusanagi> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=998960710120764&set=a.936961162987386.1073741830.100000205321476&type=1&theater

>>6
At least he or she appreciated us.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:45

I still can't believe so many people subject themselves to facebook.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:48

(05:11:39) ‹Raybrandt› isn't vanneruk@googlemail.com's manly's old email?
(15:17:50) ‹%dongfix› i read dongfix@gmail.com emails :)))))))))
(15:19:02) ‹+ATIWAB› atiwab@gmail.com
(15:19:30) ‹+ATIWAB› it's [lastname].[firstname]@gmail.com
(15:24:20) ‹+Bloom› Dan dongfix@gmail.com
(15:37:33) ‹%Katsurugi› oj.tropicana@gmail.com
(15:37:53) ‹+AoC› colombianon@gmail.com is small time by comparison
(06:22:53) ‹AstronautBear› i wonder if the name jesus_vs_the_police@gmail.com is taken
(01:54:45) ‹+andonuts› >livinlifuformywaifu@gmail.com
(02:19:58) ‹%kami`› precisegang@hotmail.com
(21:46:18) ‹+AoC› colombianon@gmail.com
(22:48:25) ‹+Bloom› i have 2 other gmails but i can't remember the password to mjfoxparkinsons@gmail.com that i made when i was 14
(15:21:42) ‹%kami`› bryan.m.galvan@gmail.com
(22:51:43) ‹+fsdfdsf› >likotcloud2010@gmail.com
(22:54:21) +pr0x: pr0xssopinc@gmail.com
(00:53:26) +AoC: btw, my email is colombianon@gmail.com if you ever need to contact me for whatever
(05:01:17) %yournamehere: Email me at siztra@hotmail.com with your address and I'll give you a visit, you fucking piece of shit.
(12:05:59) +McNuggets: raven.cain*gmail.com
(20:13:05) +Scrubadour: >cheapauthenticjordans@gmail.com
Feb 09 08:34:14 <KusKus> >Lots of Anonymous email accounts were recently suspended on Facebook. There is a journalist covering the story for DailyDot. This is the email if you want to talk to the journalist about the account deletions. raincoaster@gmail.com
[21:20:05] <Troid> how IS it related to video games? it's about them circlejerking over how they use adblock on kotaku and oragnizing e-mail complaints
[13:29:37] <FnFyZpXv_> >We the Samsung Company united kingdom have a surprise package for you.Please Contact Us with your registration number SAMSUNG7423XX.Name and Contact details.For Claim Contact Us :samsungawarddpt@globomail.com
(05:11:39) ‹Raybrandt› isn't vanneruk@googlemail.com's manly's old email?
(15:17:50) ‹%dongfix› i read dongfix@gmail.com emails :)))))))))
(15:19:02) ‹+ATIWAB› atiwab@gmail.com
(15:19:30) ‹+ATIWAB› it's [lastname].[firstname]@gmail.com
(15:24:20) ‹+Bloom› Dan dongfix@gmail.com
(15:37:33) ‹%Katsurugi› oj.tropicana@gmail.com
(15:37:53) ‹+AoC› colombianon@gmail.com is small time by comparison
(06:22:53) ‹AstronautBear› i wonder if the name jesus_vs_the_police@gmail.com is taken
(01:54:45) ‹+andonuts› >livinlifuformywaifu@gmail.com
(02:19:58) ‹%kami`› precisegang@hotmail.com
(21:46:18) ‹+AoC› colombianon@gmail.com
(22:48:25) ‹+Bloom› i have 2 other gmails but i can't remember the password to mjfoxparkinsons@gmail.com that i made when i was 14
(15:21:42) ‹%kami`› bryan.m.galvan@gmail.com
(22:51:43) ‹+fsdfdsf› >likotcloud2010@gmail.com
(22:54:21) +pr0x: pr0xssopinc@gmail.com
(00:53:26) +AoC: btw, my email is colombianon@gmail.com if you ever need to contact me for whatever
(05:01:17) %yournamehere: Email me at siztra@hotmail.com with your address and I'll give you a visit, you fucking piece of shit.
(12:05:59) +McNuggets: raven.cain*gmail.com
(20:13:05) +Scrubadour: >cheapauthenticjordans@gmail.com
Feb 09 08:34:14 <KusKus> >Lots of Anonymous email accounts were recently suspended on Facebook. There is a journalist covering the story for DailyDot. This is the email if you want to talk to the journalist about the account deletions. raincoaster@gmail.com
[21:20:05] <Troid> how IS it related to video games? it's about them circlejerking over how they use adblock on kotaku and oragnizing e-mail complaints
[13:29:37] <FnFyZpXv_> >We the Samsung Company united kingdom have a surprise package for you.Please Contact Us with your registration number SAMSUNG7423XX.Name and Contact details.For Claim Contact Us :samsungawarddpt@globomail.com

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:55

>>7,9
I felt a wave of remorse for posting this, but given how easy it was to do, it is inevitable, and none of us care enough to go through with doxing them, and the people that do care will likely never find these posts.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 7:59

>>10
A lot of those facebook links are inactive now. The emails are uninteresting, tbh.

At any rate, some of this is interesting stuff. check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 8:25

No that's the wrong damn way to quote.
You should quote ``like this'', not ``like this".

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 8:26

>>6 on point

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 14:13

>>5
put their comments in a database and do some linguistic stuff on them
Make a tutorial, this is interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 18:18

>>14
Why? It can be done with a few simple macros in LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-26 18:19

>>15
Because I'm an idiot, please!

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 4:17

>>14
I would make a tutorial, but I'm afraid I'm an exploratory idiot. I wouldn't know what to write until after I did it. And I don't know what I'll be able to calculate. Most irc sentences are malformed phrases. The general motive is to detect authorship, but that is not necessary since most of them linked their facebook accounts in >>7 and some real names may have appeared in >>9.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 6:40

Apr 07 16:23:49 <Kynokephalos> >discussion boards are dead.
Apr 07 16:23:55 <nemo> sheeeeeit
Apr 07 16:23:56 <Kynokephalos> Shit, where else am I going to test out my cracked trips.
Apr 07 16:23:59 <yournamehere> yes?
Apr 07 16:24:19 <Troid> there goes a piece of 4chan history ;_;7
Apr 07 16:24:24 <Kynokephalos> Indeed.
Apr 07 16:24:26 <Jeeperscreepers88> Oh, there you are. PM incoming
Apr 07 16:24:46 <WalterWhite> Yeah, I shed a tear at work today.
Apr 07 16:25:02 <Kynokephalos> I've got friends who still use /prog/
Apr 07 16:25:06 <Kynokephalos> Er...did.
Apr 07 16:25:29 * Troid-ii (~Troid@brain.sucking.jellyfish) has joined
Apr 07 16:25:29 * ChanServ gives voice to Troid-ii
Apr 07 16:25:33 * Troid has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Troid-ii)))
Apr 07 16:25:34 * Troid-ii is now known as Troid
Apr 07 16:26:17 <kenkai> RIP /game/
Apr 07 16:27:12 <Scrubadour> WWL: The first and last dis janitor
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Apr 07 16:27:57 * ChanServ gives voice to butterfingers
Apr 07 16:28:10 <Spitch> Am home

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 6:45

Apr 27 22:40:32 <ThinMint> and now that I go check it looks like their /prog/ is gone
Apr 27 22:40:33 <ThinMint> go figure
Apr 27 22:40:57 <BEAM> Failhouse don't they have a general in /vg/
Apr 27 22:41:10 <BEAM> I mean an occasional one I wouldn't worry about
Apr 27 22:41:23 <Failhouse> yea but it is retro games, i dunno really
Apr 27 22:41:27 <BEAM> but if its constant, then it might be a problem
Apr 27 22:41:33 <Failhouse> most speedruns are retro i guess
Apr 27 22:41:35 <Failhouse> yea
Apr 27 22:42:26 <sherwood> thinmint, if you like your /prog/: http://progrider.org/prog/
Apr 27 22:43:08 <ThinMint> oh, that's neat

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 6:48

[18:26:35] <yetsturdy> /g/ wants to be me and /prog/ wants to kill me
[18:26:45] <yetsturdy> although they're probably just spinning in their graves now

BUURRRNNNN

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 21:11

IRC is terrible.
Why do people use it?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 21:22

ThinMint go away.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 21:23

>>22
22:22
You are legend!

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 23:12

But ``this'' is the right way to quote.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 23:19

TELL ME ABOUT THINMINT! WHY DOES HE HATE /PROG/?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 23:30

>>25
What's a /PROG/?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 23:30

TELL ME ABOUT THINMINT! WHY DOES HE HATE /PROG/?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 23:45

no amount of cleaning could ever remove the stain of hobby programmers from /prog/
it's like 60% memespam and 40% hobby programmers bickering over languages people don't actually use
This ``ThinMint'' janitor apparently has contemptuous attitude towards people programming for a hobby. Presumably he codes for food in Jave or PHP and he is not really happy about that, so he is jealous of people coding languages they love.

anyone who quotes shit ``like this" on /jp/ is Tokiko, aka proxy-reporter and one of the sole reasons why /jp/ is so bad
Actually the `quotes' is a long running computing meme. They are used to discern opening quotes from closing ones. Notably Unix manpages employ them; for example "man man" command has following line
If you see blinking \255 or <AD> instead of hyphens, put `LESS-CHARSET=latin1' in your environment.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-27 23:47

>>27
hes jelly of tokiko's superior knowledge of textboard culture

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 0:16

>>28
Nobody but Tokike uses ``faggot quotes'' on /jp/ though.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 0:29

>>30

I use it ironically.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 0:33

>>30
I'm using them. So, please, fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 0:38

>>30
I use it sometimes to disguise samefagging.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 1:10

Mar 17 21:11:31 <ThinMint> it's the bastard lovechild of /jp/ and /g/

/prog/ was a little girl in a frilly pink dress that used to play with /jp/ on the playground. She would draw monads in the sand and her and /jp/ became the best of friends. Then one day /g/ attacked and /jp/ was unable to intervene. /prog/ was abducted, locked in /g/'s basement, and brutally raped on a regular basis. Each time /g/ climaxed, he removed his cheeto stained fingers from her body, downed an energy drink, and gave /prog/ another assignment to work on from his freshman programming course. After sever months, /prog/ was impregnated and gave birth to a malformed creature. She named her suffering child /prog/rider. After the horror set into her conciousness, she became catatonic and unresponsive to her environment. /g/ grew tired of his now limp sex doll and replaced /prog/ with a japenese robot /jp/ told him about. /prog/ now wanders the streets, a hollow shell of her former self. She is mute and the magic that once shone from her brilliant eyes is gone. /prog/rider gets around decently well on 3 limbs and has learned to hunt mice in the wild. It follow's /prog/ and feeds her mice that have been roasted over burning newspapers. When one looks into /prog/'s vacant eyes, one can't help but imagine the amazing young women she could have been.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 2:44

>>34
Learn to spoil your /prog/s.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 3:30

>>34
No, NO, NEVER!
FUCK /g/.
That could never happen because /g/ is a eunuch. And gay. And they can't keep prisoners because they're a prisoner themselves, of GNU/Stallman.
Fuck you and your horrible lies!

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 5:27

>>34
/prog/ hugged her little sister tightly as they both held their breath and hid under the covers. /prog/ was old enough , or at least cynical enough, to know that it made no difference, that their brother would find them anyway, but /jp/ was not. The two girls lived in a nightmare marked only by different types of fear.

Neither remembered exactly how they had come to live in this place, and longed to leave it and return to their mother who, while not loving, was not cruel either. /prog/ had her suspicious, though she would never admit it, that her mother was dead. She was correct. The girls had been sent to live with their father and half-brother. Their father was rarely around, and when he was, he seemed to find his son's treatment of the girls amusing. He resented little /prog/ and /jp/ for the crimes of their birth. He had stuck around for /prog/ for a bit, but lost interest until his mother showed up at his door one day and begged for help. By the time she left again, /jp/ was growing inside her and he wiped the whore from his mind. Until the state showed up and forced him to accept custody or pay fines he couldn't afford. So he took his anger out on the scared, defenseless children who wouldn't stop crying for their mother.

But for all the neglect and authoritarian coldness that he displayed, his son, /g/ was the true monster of the house. Before the girls had arrived, he spent his free time in his room, sniffing super glue. Soon after arriving, /prog/ had wandered into /g/'s bedroom. The day after that, their father took her to school personally, and reminded her that she had gotten those bruises by falling down the steps. It was a tough lesson for /prog/ to learn, but /g/ also learned a lesson about himself and what made him feel powerful. Every week or two, their father would have another story ready. /jp/ walked into a door. /prog/ burned her hand on the hot stove. /jp/ cut herself playing outside. Oh how clumsy his two little sweethearts were! The teacher knew what was really going on, but she was busy, and didn't want to intrude in case she was wrong. The tyranny of /g/ continued, and the girls were completely without ally in a cold world.

/prog/ heard /g/ open the door softly. She couldn't see it, but on his face was an ugly smile. Not a smile of happiness, but one of power. One of a predator who knew that his prey was absolutely helpless, and that he could afford to savor the hunt for as long as it amused him. /jp/ must have heard it two, because she gripped /prog/ even tighter.

``Oh where, oh where, could my darling little sisters be hiding?''

/prog/ was once again paralyzed with fear. She had promised /jp/ again and again that she would protect her, but night after night, her spirit failed and she again cowered in fear. What really ate at her was the fact that deep down, she wished that she could be spared, even if it meant that /jp/ got the focus of his sadism that night. It humiliated her and shamed her, and her courage withered even further. She felt /g/ grab the blanket and jerk it off of them as fast as he could. The blanket was little protection, but it did provide a small sense of security to them, and the loss was a blow every bit as hurtful as /g/'s fist. /g/ took a deep breath.

``You smell like candy, /jp/''.

He grabbed her legs and pulled her close to him, and leaned into her face, and stared into her eyes. /jp/ was crying, but she had learned not to fight. She looked away from /prog/ and into the distance and sobbed as quietly as she could. /prog/ had stood witness to this sordid act before, and as victim. He ran his hands gently up her skirt. It was no true gentleness, of course. His simply liked tormenting /jp/ with the surprise of when the pain would start. In some ways, he found making them anxious and filling them with dread to just as fulfilling as their pain.

``If you smell like candy, what do you taste like?''.

It wasn't that /prog/ was trying to lie to /jp/ about protecting them. She had made plans and even prepared to act. But her action never came. The moment was never right. She was always scared. Watching him hurt her little sister tonight, she also felt an emotion that she had felt so constantly she simply stopped noticing. She was angry. Tonight was /jp/'s birthday. She was not just angry at /g/, she was angry at the world for the injustice of it all. Why was they subject to this when all the other kids were not. /a/ never had to wear long sleeved shirts in the summer to cover bruises on her arms. /food/ never had to lie to the doctor and say that she dislocated her arm while climbing a tree.

``I bet a bad girl like you taste sour. I'll just have to check''.

As /prog/ experienced this flood of emotions, she was no longer even seeing the brutalization happening in front of her. And then, she was calm. She wanted to do it. Now was her time, the time to do what she had planned too, before her courage failed. She slowly, but deliberately, moved her hand to the tight space between the wall and the bed. She felt around until her hands felt the cold plastic of the kitchen knife she had hidden there. She gripped it tightly, and experienced a single pang of fear reenter her. Steeling herself once again, she looked for a place to strike. The neck was too small, and she would only have one shot. A deep instinct told her to go for his ribs. And so, as fast as her tiny body could move, she jerked the knife from its hiding spot and lunged towards the monster.

``Say `I'm your little slut'. Go on, say-''

He was caught completely off guard when the knife entered three inches deep into his left lung, just below his heart, and he didn't know what was happening. He let out an obnoxious scream and fell backward and dragged his body as best he could to the far wall. /prog/ watched him squirm there with a mixture of fascination and disbelief at what she had done. He could be hurt after all.

``You fucking cunt, I'm going to kill you and your fucking sis- Oh god, it hurts, get a fucking doctor! I'm fucking dieing! Please, fuck I don't want to die! It hurts! Please, call 911! I'm sorry just please help me now you little fucking slut or- Please!''

He sobbed and whimpered, and pissed himself. He was not just bleeding to death, he was slowly drowning in his own blood. His screams was not very loud anymore, and he could barely talk. He had seemed so powerful when he was lording over them, but he seemed so weak while as he lay in a pool of his own blood, piss, and tears, begging for them to save him. His pleas were no louder than a whisper and his eyes were gazing far into distance when he gave one last twitch and his face lost what little color that it had left. He never moved again.

/prog/ hugged /jp/ and covered her eyes and led her out of the room. She had never thought this far ahead. In truth, she had never imagined that it might work. They sat on the couch and held each other. What would happen now? /prog/ was a murderer, and if no one had wanted to help her before, who would believe her now? Even if their father didn't kill them both, she would never see /jp/ again. She would be sent to wherever bad girls are sent, and /jp/ would go back the social workers. Her life was probably ruined, even though she had done what she had done for the most righteous reasons. The only thing she could do is try to believe that the sacrifice of her future would be worth it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 6:44

>>37 I'll never write this well, but I can try!

Little /prog/ clutched her book as she walked down the street. A tune came back to her head and she hummed while doing a playful skip and clapping her shoes. The /g/ro gang turned their heads in response to the distant sound. "Well, look what we have here," said the leader /g/ro in inferior quotes. "It's little /prog/. She has some nerve coming here," sneered an adjacent inferior code monkey, "after refusing to do my for loop assignment yesterday." The /g/ro leader dropped his gentoo and pulled up his sagging pants. "Let's teach her a lesson."

The /g/ro's walked up behind the unsuspecting /prog/. Distracted by the symphony that had built in her head, she did not notice the pack of whild /g/ros until they had encircled her. The music ceased with a crash of cymbals. "Well, little /prog/, how would you like a lesson in PHP." She was startled, but naive enough to believe they may be friendly. ``I haven't learned PHP before. Is it like Scheme?'' The primal ni/g/ger began unzipping his pants. "PHP is an essential career skill. You wont get far if you don't learn to Please His Penis." The /g/ro leader's cock and balls now hung in front of the little /prog/. While she had not seen one before, it reminded her of something. ``Oh! Is that your black snake!'' she screamed with excitement. The /g/ros paused and looked at one another. ``I have one too!'' chimed the little /prog/ as she opened her copy of SICP.

As soon as the pages separated, a giant black snake with retarded looking eyes popped out and roared, ``HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?!?''

The /g/ro's took a step back, their leader's cock still exposed. It was immediately clear to the manifestation of GJS's spirit that none of the inferior code monkeys surrounding him had read their SICP or were capable of doing so on their own. He would have to try hard this time to make the lessons stick. The /g/ro's passed the initial shock reaction and began to run, exposing their delicate posteriors. The manifestation of the sussman leapt at the opportunity and dove into the anus of the /g/ro leader. The shock of the violent entry was apparent in both the /g/ro's face and his flapping genitals. The sussman began pumping SICP lessons into the knowledge deprived /g/ro. "I---I can't--- take anymore!!" shouted the /g/ro. After being filled to the brink with SICP lessons, the /g/ro's intestines ruptured and the /g/ro exploded in half, blood stained parenthesis flying everywhere. The /prog/snake shook briefly to clear the blood from his face and rolled his eyes retardedly towards the other escaping /g/ros.

``Wait!'' cried the little /prog/. ``Come back! Read some SICP with me!'' It was clear to /prog/ that if she didn't act quickly, her new playmates would escape home without completing the exercises in chapter 1 of SICP. She rose her hands into the air and stared upwards. Glowing gold parenthesis began to flow out from under the sleeves of her silky yellow dress. Golden lambdas and unicode characters trickled up from the ground. Some kanji dropped out of a storm gutter and greek symbols tumbled up from the storm drain. They assembled themselves in front of /prog/ into just the recursive function little /prog/ wanted. ``GOOD!'' boomed the /prog/snake. ``NOW RUN IT!'' he sounded, as his eyes rolled back towards the escaping /g/ros. The little /prog/ obeyed her teacher. With a blink of her eyes the code in front of her was executed. The letters and parenthesis began to tumble. A gust of wind collected and formed a cyclone in front of the young student and her master. The letters mixed with the leaves and a bright yellow began to shine. With a flash, a recursively defined majestic golden tiger leapt from the bundle of energy and ideas. The little /prog/ shrieked with delight. She came back to focus and passed the tiger a list of /g/ros to hunt down and play with. Upon receiving the arguments, the compiled tiger leapt onto the next continuation. With speed only a boot strapping scheme compiler the little /prog/ could have conjured, the tiger pounced on its targets and malled them. Their blood stained the tiger for a moment, but the golden light burned through. /prog/ giggled as the tiger munched through their brittle necks, and the sussman admired the design of his student's creation. After the /g/ros had experienced enough scheme, /prog/ called her tiger back, and passed the tiger to a meromorphic eigenfuctor that morphed it into an adorable kitten. ``WE WILL CONTINUE THE NEXT LESSON TOMORROW'' boomed the sussman as he dove back into the copy of SICP. The book slammed shut in /prog/'s arms. /prog/ suddenly felt tired and realized she was running low on clock cycles. She looked at the kitten and serialized its immutable data to her database. Once saved, the yellow kitten sparkled and turned to dust, floating away in the wind. ``See you tomorrow!'' she cried to her saved creation.

After returning home, little /prog/ opened the door to see /jp/ re-shelving some books in the living room. ``I made some new friends today!'' shouted the excited /prog/. ``It's not like what happened last time, right...'' responded /jp/ with concern.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 7:02

>>37
I cried.
>>38
I cheered.

/g/ truly is an evil unskilled beast.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 7:18

I hope one of those stories was written by the guy who wrote the Howard the Dog story. If not, I hope that guy comes soon.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 15:35

>>37
Holy fuck that is dark. What happened to them after that? You can't just leave it like that!

>>38
Yay, a happy story, but you can't allude to a past like that and just end the story either. I demand more!

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 17:19

It's quite amazing that some people don't know where did ­ TEX quotes came from..

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 22:02

If not by Scriptures, how can we be sure,
Replied the Panther, what Tradition's pure?
For you may palm upon us new for old:
All, as they say, that glitters, is not gold.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 22:53

one of the sole reasons
I know I'm autistic and a retard, but doesn't something being a sole cause of something imply that it's the only one? As in `solo'?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 22:54

>>41
I demand more!
The sign of a successful episode in a series.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 23:45

>>44
Seriously, I don't mean this as a meme, but who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 23:55

>>43
Was this the overlooked kopipe? My appreciation was deep but silent.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-28 23:57

>>34,37-38
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POSTS! I READ THEM FIVE TIMES! PLEASE POST MORE!!

Who are you? I love your lengthy compositions.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 0:13

>>47
The Poetical Works of John Dryden, Volume 1
1910

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 0:23

>>37
I pictured http://i.imgur.com/HtSOTjg.gif , except he wasn't looking.

>>40
I wrote >>34,38. You may ask what you will.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 0:57

>>49
More specifically: The Hind and The Panther.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 10:11

>>44
one of the sole reasons
I know I'm autistic and a retard, but doesn't something being a sole cause of something imply that it's the only one? As in `solo'?
No, it's "sole" as in the bottom of the foot, meaning that it's one of the root reasons that something "stands on".

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 12:11

>>52
no you say "soul" when you mean that, i.e. the spirit of the thing

it's easy to get confused, they do sound similar and have the same pattern

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 20:10

>>52,53
No you fucking cretins
[b]sole[\b] as in [b]solace[\b] as in [b]sol[\b] as in the only sodding one

... HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-29 21:32

>>54
HIBT?
Of course you have, idiot. Check 'em while you're at it.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-19 9:11

Janiteam logs since the pomf link is dead https://archive.org/details/janiteam-logs :)

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