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Why are there so many jews in lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 21:18

I'm used to jews being in all the subversive parts of society (banking, leftist politics, etc.) but CLISP and Scheme both seem really nice to me, especially Scheme. However McCarthy was a Jew, Sussman was, Abelson was, CLISP boots to a fucking menorah, and some popular schemes are jewish (Winkelmann's CHICKEN-Scheme comes to mind).

What the fuck is going on?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 21:23

Jews are smarter than goyim.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 21:25

You'd expect lisp to be somewhat of a scourge on the programming community though. Or are these tools by the jew for the jew, and am I the goy meddling in the master's cabal?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 21:33

Ask yourself, have you done anything meaningful with lisp?

Jews are playing their classic subversive role, lisp is a drug for programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 21:35

I haven't, but then again I haven't done anything meaningful with any language.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 22:28

Lisp is like Judaism - a lot of limitations, akin to shabbat or kosher. You can't use say for-loop, and have to go the tricky way of recursion. Immutability of data structures is even more religious idea, than the recursion y-combinator hell.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 22:39

>>6
but that's just regular functional programming, so is Haskell part of this too?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 22:46

>>6
You can use macros for that though

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 23:11

>>6
Common Lisp can loop all day without recursion, all data structures are mutable (though mutating things like linked list nodes can be a really stupid idea).

Scheme is shit and can't loop. Not sure about its immutable structures, though I suspect it doesn't have a Haskell-boner either.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 23:14

>>1
Jews go to where the money is. Lisp in its heyday was a massive money target for government AI and defense funding. Then the fucking tard segment of AI caused Lisp to be collateral damage when their shitty fake-ass claims popped.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 1:02

>>10
It's easy to say that it was all garbage now, but without them chugging through all that garbage, we wouldn't be able to see how hard it is now.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 1:08

>>11
I'm not talking about the research stuff. I'm talking about the business claims that were made by """AI""" project runners to suckle on the government teat.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 4:13

>>1
Don't forget Stallman.

And to answer your question, Jews like Lisp because parentheses can be used as contact lenses, and it helps them see better.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 4:51

category theory was invented by jews as an aid in the 9/11 attacks

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 4:55

LISP is the typical Jew language. It's used by academics to demonstrate their abstract bullshite theories and never to accomplish anything in the real word.

C is the Aryan man's language. It was born out of necessity for the purpose of developing the Unix operating system. It's a very pragmatic language.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 5:29

>>9,15
Do you even Lisp, bro? What the fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 5:43

Why do people who don't know LISP feel the need to comment on it?

Why do they always assume LISP is like Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 7:46

>>7
Yup. Most Jews are now around Haskell. Lisp is so last century.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 11:58

The goyim code in C-like languages.
Lisp is from jews for jews and not for goyim.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 13:13

Winkelmann is Jewish?
Is that confirmed or are you just suggesting that German name = hymie name?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 13:23

Haskell and Yesod are Jewish too.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 13:38

20 yeah that might've been an overstatement, I'm not sure if he is; anyways the point still stands even without winkelmann

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 15:04

I don't think if there was anything malicious about it they would themselves use it.
Maybe some of them believe their own bullshit; that sharing is really the way to go

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 16:50

>>23
I don't think if there was anything malicious about it they would themselves use it.

But that's the kicker: they don't use it themselves, they teach goyim how to use it (and get paid for it), who then try and still fail to produce any useful software with it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 18:27

>>24

Isn't the lack of good Lisp software just because not a lot of people use it? I wasn't even born at the time but from what I've heard and read Lisp used to be the shit, and was used pretty much independently of race and ideology.

I've done some lisp and a lot of other languages too. The only problem I had with lisp is a lack of good libraries for many things. I usually try to make some simple games because I enjoy it, and everything non text-based was crappy in lisp (at least scheme) because I was lacking good graphics libraries. Aside from that Lisp was nicer to work with than many other languages.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 22:17

Every language outside C, C++, Java, and C# have the "Lol, but no """useful""" software! failz!" bullshit spew directed at it. Then you point out major software installations using them, and the only response is "just one? roflcopter pointless".

People like >>24 are simply broken ingoramuses who are destined to become tomorrow's old disconnected Cobol farts.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 22:49

>>26
Point out some major software installations running Lisp. The only one I can think of is Emacs. That's the only use I can think for it outside of academia.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:08

>>27 Being used mainly by academia doesn't have to be bad though; I enjoy doing some Haskell now and then for example. You need to keep the fun in programming.
Also, as long as it's used in academia for some actual quality research, I would see this as a good thing too.

The questions for me are rather: Will the programmer who spends major amounts of time on Lisp regret this in the end, having wasted his time? Will doing Lisp indeed make you a better programmer as often claimed? For those niche fields where Lisp is nice, would it be better to move on to languages like Haskell or is Lisp still the way to go? Was Lisp just created to screw the goyim over and make them hallucinate about parentheses?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:09

>>27
Autocad

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:28

>>28
I certainly don't regret learning Lisp. I would be more than happy to use it if it had better implementations. I do miss some of its features when using other languages, particularly homoiconic syntax. Emacs is awful although I still use it all the time. It goes to show how much there is to improve.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 2:54

>>27
Lisp did have a heyday where massive multi-million dollar projects were done in it, to the point there was an ecosystem of hardware manufacturers to support the language even better.

Nowadays, yes there's Emacs and AutoCAD, but I'm privy to quite a few massive security installations authored in Common Lisp. There are tons of job postings for Clojure (arguably a Lisp) from companies building projects and websites.

Lisp has a completely nonindicative marketing stigma attached to it, and people don't advertise the Lisp back ends in their work.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 13:17

>>31
Clojure is not a LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 22:36

Because Judaism teaches you to honor your parens. XD

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 3:39

Life doesn't bear thinking about. Programming and Lisp are reasonably effective distractions. Music too. Use them to live out your life in peace.

Underneath this skin, I wait to hear my name again.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-09 6:45

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-09 16:28

>>1
Leftism isn't bad, and you're a fool for believing in the conspiracy theory that Jews are some inherently bad group of people.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-09 17:27

>>36
Leftism is bad and Jews are racists because they grease each other into all the high positions and discriminate against all other ethnicities.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 5:56

>>35
That's rather cute and amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 6:01

>>37
That's rather cute and amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 9:42

>>39
As opposed to you.

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