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UwU

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-25 20:36

Front page poast on H*ckernews, which is full of degenerates and weebs after all:

https://react-kawaii.now.sh/

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-25 23:07

What the hell is this supposed to be?

Name: Bah Humbug 2018-12-26 3:47

>>2
What the hell is this supposed to be?

We are afraid to click.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-26 8:15

This conveniently is an overlap between weaboos and js frameworks, making it easy to lure all vile people into one location and externimate them in one go.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-27 16:16

Virus, don't click.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-28 2:29

Imagine being so jaded that when you see people try to brighten their day up with some cuteness, you can only react with a disgusting scowl on already disgusting face of someone who hasn't been near anything pretty or cute for at least 3 years.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-28 7:50

I can't see the website. view-source:
<!DOCTYPE html><html><head><meta charset="UTF-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"><meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="ie=edge"><title>React Kawaii</title><meta name="description" content="Cute React SVG Components"><link rel="stylesheet" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Source+Sans+Pro:400,600"></head><body><div id="rsg-root"></div><script src="build/bundle.dc34e0ce.js"></script></body></html> I assume it builds a website out of SVG?
I should build my EVA fork. XML is a mistake.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-28 8:20

>>6
Imagine being autistic enough to post to H---erNews and engage in discussion there. Imagine not actually being able to have your day brightened up (because you're too autistic to be capable of that), but instead arguing how it is a Good Thing because this makes humans work better.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-28 17:54

>>7
website requires js.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 10:00

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 11:52

Fuck perl and fuck lisp and go too

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-31 8:25

>>10
go is shit. ocaml and erlang are good. ruby isn't significantly worse than FIOC. java isn't that bad now, but not as good as other JVM languages

Name: Wwwww 2018-12-31 9:37

Why the fuggies would you use Ocaml over dead dog in 2019? Camel my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-31 9:44

>>13
because dead dog forces you to deform your're are brain into a shape of pure functions, lenses, anusomorphisms and type relations, occasionally using monads to pretend that your're are using a normal language. this might have been good for academia 10 years ago (before the dependent types and proofs became a fad) but isn't so good for practical software which often works with mutable, side-effecting shit like networking, disks and databases. and while all that shit can be done with haskal, it is far easier and more intuitive with ocaml - a language which is predominantly functional but doesn't force you to do everything its way.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-31 13:23

OCaml? More like dead camel, lol. Its syntax is painful to use too, hasklel is a trillion times better.

>>14
type relations
Also known as functions from types to types.. something that OCaml lacks.
You can't have Maybe List in OCaml, nor can you have typeclasses.

before the dependent types and proofs became a fad
Haskell now supports dependent types, no proofs though as it is too inconsistent for that.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-09 23:44

to the top

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-10 0:22

>>12

what's so bad about Go?

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-10 4:12

>>17
google

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-10 6:37

>>17
Everything

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-10 7:18

>>15
while I agree that those features would be good in ocaml, it doesn't change the central problem with haskal: it's opinionated and forces you to do everything its way, which doesn't always fit the problem domain and forces you to either do ugly hacks or create overly complex solutions to simple problem.

ocaml: here are type-safe functional tools you can use to solve problems, and some other stuff if you need it.
dead dog: here are your're are typeclasses, monads, functions and morphisms. use them or go fuck your're are self.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-10 9:08

>>15
Also known as functions from types to types
Those are type constructors.

You can't have Maybe List in OCaml
What do you mean?

nor can you have typeclasses.
Typeclasses are anti-modular. OCaml has functors which can implement what typeclasses do just as well, if a bit heavy on syntax. In a few years we'll have modular implicits to fix the syntax too, but even now there's syntax extensions for do notation that let you plug in you're own monad.

OCaml also has about half a dozen standard libraries. If you want to anally deform your program into dead dog code using monades you can easily do that.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-10 11:23

typecheck my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-11 9:21

>>21
Those are type constructors.
Type relations are type constructors (though the reverse is not true, I was incorrect in my previous post to claim that functions from types to types are type relations).

What do you mean?
\(Maybe : * \to *\
List : * \to *\
Nat : *\
Maybe (List Nat) : *\)

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 1:12

React.js is literal cancer. I'm glad the web is dying and the plebs are moving to smartphones which has native UI toolkits, which prices out the web dev pajeets.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 1:29

>>10
Good: Common Lisp, C++, Java
Okay: C#, Ruby, Python, Mathematica
Bleh: Rust, D, Go, Julia
Bad: C, Haskell, Erlang, Perl, Scheme, OCaml
Do not use: PHP, JavaScript, Shell, everything else etc.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 3:58

>>25
Good: Agda, Coq
Okay: Haskell
Bleh: Rust, Erlang/Elixir, OCaml, Scheme
Bad: Shell, Python
Do not use: PHP, Javascript, Perl, D, Go, Julia, Ruby, C#, Mathematica
Depends: Anything else

ftfy

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 4:05

>>25
C++
Good
THE FUCK ON

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 4:53

>>26
>Good: Agda, Coq
>Okay: Haskell
no one has ever written any good programs in those shitlangs and no one ever will. why? they’re theoretical abstracte bullshittery people only ever use to get off on feeling smart. doomed to fail.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 10:10

>>26

Good: C++, C, C#, Java, Javascript
Okay: Scheme, Mathematica, Go, D
Bleh: Python, Perl, Erlang
Bad: Julia, OCaml
Do not use: PHP, Common Lisp, Rust, Haskell, Shell, Agda, Coq

fixed again

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 17:37

>>10
posix sh is dogshit. the only shell Ive used thats actually nice is rc.
My only big issue with his list.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 21:42

>>29
C should not be used and Common Lisp is good. The rest I can live with.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 17:47

>>31
what is as portable, small, fast and secure as c?
what should people use to write libraries, thermostats and spacecrafts instead?
when is cl ever a better choice than java or c#?

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 21:34

C is portable in the same way a skateboard is portable. Not a good idea to use it daily though.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-14 3:56

>>32
portable, fast, secure
C++
thermostats
Assembly. C has no benefits on these targets and can only hurt since the compilers generate bad code.
spacecrafts
They probably use C, but they shouldn’t. They will keep blowing up their spacecrafts and rovers because they have unlimited tax money.
when is cl ever a better choice than java or c#?
CL is on par with Java and C# because at least Java and C# are proper high level languages with some safety guarantees. CL is better when your problem is suited to its own DSL (most problems) and when you are working alone or with good programmers. CL and Java are equally good choices though.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-14 3:59

>>32
and secure as c?
xD

and spacecrafts instead?
Ada, they are already using it.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-14 7:04

>>25
why CL over Scheme? the only reason I'd say is bigger standard library (even though Racket is getting there, and CL's might be too big for its own good), better compilers and a powerful but easy to use macro system. on the other hand, Scheme is smaller (and therefore easier to understand), more consistent, has better functional idioms and also is a Lisp-1 which means that you don't need to put (funcall) everywhere you use lambdas (inb4 muh namescpaes)

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-14 9:22

>>34
C++
not as portable because it's way more complex
fast sure.
secure definitely not. it's very complex and something compcert will never exist for c++.
Assembly. C has no benefits on these targets and can only hurt since the compilers generate bad code.
except development speed, portability and maintainability?
They probably use C, but they shouldn’t. They will keep blowing up their spacecrafts and rovers because they have unlimited tax money.
then why didn't the mars rover blow up?
CL is on par with Java and C#
no. worse tooling, worse compilers, bloat, bad documentation, no libraries
DSL
died out for a good reason. they're are garbage.

>>35
xD
check out compcert.
Ada, they are already using it.
seems like it.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-14 9:28

except development speed, portability and maintainability?
super low-level stuff like microcontrolles in thermostat isn't significantly faster to write in C, and even then you need non-standard stuff like inline assembly which makes it non-portable
no. worse tooling, worse compilers, bloat, bad documentation, no libraries
SBCL is a really good compiler. tooling sucks unless you go proprietary, unfortunately
died out for a good reason. they're are garbage.
but they didn't die out

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-14 9:42

>>38
where are people still using dsls?

also i forgot to mention abi, which c++ lacks over c.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-14 9:44

>>39
what is SQL? what is LINQ? what is HTML? what is CSS?

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-14 9:46

>>40
are these written in common lisp?

but yeah you got me

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-15 19:25

wow, sbcl now officially supports windows.
we truly live in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-16 9:43

>>42 Windows is basically a Linux port at this point, with Azure & used code & donations

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-16 10:05

but my dubs are portable between OSes

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-18 19:13

>>38
super low-level stuff like microcontrolles in thermostat isn't significantly faster to write in C, and even then you need non-standard stuff like inline assembly which makes it non-portable

For maintenance of old 4-16 bit designs, this is true. However, the market for new designs using such chips shrinks every year. A Cortex M0 can be had rather cheaply now, and you'd be a fool to use nothing but asm on one of those.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-20 8:50

>>1
Finish you're game.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-20 9:57

>>46
this 100% isn't the hamster destroyer

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-20 11:31

I summon the burning dead hamster to engulf the world in pain!

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-20 14:03

🐹🔥

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-21 7:08

>>45
M0 is still more expensive than an AVR-based micro (ATMega, ATTiny etc.) and while it might be a small difference for you when designing a personal anus-haxing machine, it adds up when making a million of them for a haxed anus factory.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-21 12:02

>>50
My point is that there aren't as many new designs for cheap anus haxxing machines as there used to be. The existing ones hax anii with great efficiency, leaving little room for improvement.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-21 12:08

>>51
this assumes that anus-haxing is a computationally hard problem, which it isn't. your're are anus won't be haxed more efficitently with a 32-bit micro

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-21 12:15

>>50,51
Also, if you're really interested in a cheap micro the AVR is not all the hobbyist community makes it to be. For truly high volumes you can go far with one of the countless 8051 derivatives.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-22 9:29

>>52
The programmer who uses the 32 bit micro can use a high level language, and thus takes less time and costs less money to write the anus haxxing code. So it is more efficient, at least until need build millions of anus haxxing devices.

The number of anii that must be haxxed before using an 8 bit micro will save money gets smaller every year. Worse, people keep asking for new features like Bluetooth anus haxxing notifications on their bug^Hsmartphones, and an 8 bit just isn't up to that.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-22 9:30

>>54
Worse, people keep asking for new features like Bluetooth anus haxxing notifications
anus, we're talking about industrial scale, not IoShit. also check'em

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-24 7:31

>>55
>industrial scale

So what, EPC anus haxxing beacons? It's not just consumers asking for this crap.

Though you could totally do EPC on an 8 bit...

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-24 7:34

could we talk about weeb node js shit and not microcontrollers please

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-24 7:37

>>56
8-bit micros controlling the fully automated anus-haxing assembly lines. anus-haxing ladder language programs for the anus-haxing PLCs. boomer mechanical engineers designing anus-haxing widgets of different shapes and sizes

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-24 7:42

>>57
this is now an anus haxing thread

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-24 8:58

https://www.lowjs.org/ >>57 Node.js is not incompatible with micro

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-24 9:05

>>58
Cost is a non issue for industrial control systems. Businesses sink millions into their equipment; they do not give a shit if the PLC attached to their anus haxxinator adds a couple thousand dollars. They do, however, care very much if a cheap control unit malfunctions and damages equipment or injures the operator.

Control systems are built the way they are because they are subject to hard real time constraints, solutions to those constraints are well known, predate mass market consumer microprocessor systems, and have limited applicability to the latter.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-24 9:12

>>61
Case in point: look at how modern electronic test equipment is built. High capital cost, low volumes, but no meaningful real time requirement for anything but the lowest level A/D control. The result? Your $40,000 oscilloscope has a $400 Wintel PC on a board inside the chassis.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-26 12:34


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