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Got Fired Because of Comments Style

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 11:01

My comments were in English and I refused to comment in russian (I have strong despise for that inferior language and cyrillic alphabet), so my russian boss has fired me. Did anyone had similar experience, getting bullied because of commenting practices?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 11:55

Some practices suck but if it is the convention in your company, you should follow it. Though getting fired for doing something like that. Sounds like a shit company to work for anyway.

Really though, you should avoid commenting your code. Just write it so readable it doesn't need them.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 12:21

Russians are mean and hard. What did you expect?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 12:47

>>3
Russians are mean and hard.

Actually because of chronic alcoholism most Russian men have ED.

Name: Молодец 2016-03-15 12:50

Russians are warm and cuddly and love poetry and music.

http://www.nlg-wiki.org/systems/Dushka

Russians are the world's best chess players and best ballet dancers.

http://ai.neocities.org/P6AI_FAQ.html

The best novel ever written is Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina.

The entire world is greatly indebted to Russia and to Russians.

Without Russia and Russians, the world would be -- a far worse place.

Да здравствует Россия! Слава Богу из-за русских людей!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 13:08

>>2
Commenting is the part of coding standard at most companies. I heard japanese companies also force programmers to use japanese language. So Japan sucks a large.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 13:33

My muslim boss fired me for refusing to comment اَللّٰهُ أَكْبَر　at the very beginning of every file

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 14:25

NIKITA

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 15:31

>>8
Akita Inu?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 22:35

>>1
You're an idiot. Your boss is paying you to work to his standards so you do what he says.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 0:50

>>10
Check 'em!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 0:57

>>11
You better pay overtime for that shit!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 1:15

>>6
Commenting is the part of coding standard at most companies.
Really? I've never heard of such a company. The ubiquitous lack of documentation or legibility in the source code is one of my biggest hassles with software dev. Documentation and proper commenting takes time and money, which takes away from rushing the product out as cheaply and fast as possible. Since pinhead managers who have no desire to listen to technical advice are usually the ones that sign the contract, documentation is never a factor.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 1:19

Self-hating liberasts can go to hui

"Im russian but i wish i was american soo bad so i refuse to use my own language let me suck your hamburger cock mr obama"

Literally you

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 5:43

>>13
at that russian company they had several large PDF files, based on soviet NIOKR: http://wiki.itorum.ru/2011/04/standarty-na-vypolnenie-niokr/
these files regulated everything.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:59

>>13
Those companies are either not sustainable or have a massive turn over of employees. They are shit companies.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 22:39

>>13
Some hip methodologies, including spme Agile variants discourage comments of how the code works or how it does what it does. Five lines tp a function y'all, and allall that.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 23:14

>>17
They suggest writing why the code does something instead of how. Seems fine to me.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 0:23

>>17,18
It should be straightforward to see what the code is doing (i.e. how it works). What isn't always straightforward is the rationale why a particular system is like that. High level system documentation can explain a high level overview of why a system works that way. However, this won't explain why certain specific techniques were used in the code - these kinds of rationale should be documented within the source code.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 14:18

When americans say "fired" they don't mean it literally.
Just my 2 cents for everyone reading.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 14:53

>>13
Documentation is a snake oil, getting in the way. Source code is the best documentation and specification.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 15:25

>>18
how can I upvote you?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 18:04

>>19
So when I fuck your anus my penis should be prodding a little note that says this orifice is meant for the expulsion of shit?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 23:38

>>23
Your mom!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 18:54

>>21
...said the unemployed "programmer".

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-19 7:06

>>25
...said the employed corporate drone who can only be called a "programmer" because that is their job title while still an alien to the art of computational synthesis.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-19 7:50

>>26
Haha, fuck off. I've done more in open source and interesting real non-silicon valley startups working on interesting software problems than you can ever dream of, and actively avoid the corporate shit.

And you know what? Lack of commenting means you're a shit programmer, full stop. You can pat yourself on the back all you want, but it's a sign that you've never worked on anything complex. Keep making Hello Worlds and Pong games all you want, but even though you're performing an act of programming, you'll never achieve what an actual Programmer does.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-20 8:12

ХАХАХА НЕУДАЧНИК

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-20 8:13

>>14
Self-hating liberasts
Is there any other kind?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-20 15:19

>>25
Google employs Guido van Jewsum, who still haven't provided any formal specification for his pythongs.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:28

>>18-19
Things like explaining basic language syntax are common in the code I work with. But never mind explaining what the 10k+ line source file is for.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:30

Things like explaining basic language syntax are common in the code I work with
Post examples please.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-20 20:23

>>32
(* Check em' *)

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-20 21:41

>>32
I don't have the code on me right now but it goes something like this:

int a =10;//asign a to 15

//fore lope
for( int i= 0 ;i< 9000; ++i) {

//clas DesignatedShittingStreet
public class DesignatedShittingStreet extends Curry{

Here's one I distinctly remember:

//check if country is usa
if(country.matches("America")||country.matches("U.S.A")||country.matches("US")||country.matches("USA")||country.matches("United States of America")||country.matches("United States")||country.matches("america")||country.matches("u.s.a")||country.matches("united states of america")||country.matches("united states")||country.matches("us")||country.matches("usa")) {

This isn't the exact code but it's similar.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-21 0:47

>>21
I bet your coworkers secretely laugh at you.

Name: Cudder !3csOzgtPxM 2016-03-21 3:13

fore lope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvjUFyvKiL4

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-21 7:40

>>35
Because I do the real work, while niggers procrastinate writing useless specifications (that will be thrown away anyway) and getting paid for nothing. "White man's burden."

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 12:55

I like to imagine >>26 writing code like >>34

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 16:15

//clas DesignatedShittingStreet
public class DesignatedShittingStreet extends Curry{

nice /pol/ meme, you racist piece of shit
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