There is no purpose in having John Oliver be alive
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marijuana Smoker2016-05-29 14:42
Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
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Anonymous2016-05-29 17:53
Are you suggesting the privileged shouldn't be forced to work for the benefit of society?
Is John Oliver the British guy with the US talkshow? I actually like what I've seen of that, he covers relevant topics in a humorous yet informative way.
I don't have an HBO subscription. I didn't find him particularly interesting when he covered the Snowden story on the Daily Show while Jon Steward was on Hajj though. Felt forced.
I also think that Oliver should be an Italian surname. Oliver: one who olives. Only the oldest families with an unbroken line for members dealing in olive agriculture going back hundreds of years should have the honor of being called Oliver.
>>4 You better be joking. He is the least funny of all the left wing propagandists.
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Anonymous2016-07-29 23:56
As a paramedic, responded to a call of "traffic accident, baby ejected ". We prepared for the worst we could imagine. Arrive in about 8 minutes, trooper on scene trying to clear the area of bystanders/ gawkers and preserve the scene. He had covered the "baby" with the yellow death-sheet troopers carry in their trunks. Lifted the sheet to check vitals/pronounce death, and it was not a baby, but the top half of the 19 year old girl that was driving the small pickup truck about 50 yards away. She was driving, and arguing with her 19 year old husband who was the passenger. They were doing about 55mph on a two lane road, and met an oncoming truck pulling a doublewide mobile home. She ran under the front corner of the mobile home, cutting her in half. Her bottom half remained in the drivers seat, while her unhurt husband watched as the truck the skidded another 50-60 yards, sideswiping a minivan, sending it into the ditch upside down. When the truck came to rest, her bottom half fell out onto the ground. We also found a trail of ribs from the cab to the bed, and down the pavement to the top half. It looked like a movie set. Her top and bottom looked unhurt, but from mid chest to about pelvis was strung along the road. The husband was absolutely freaking out about what he had just seen. He was babbling incoherently, running around swinging at people, just a mess. A witness who lived right in front of the scene started having chest pains, and had to be transported. We took the husband, and I called medical control and actually got orders to give him iv valuim, something paramedics normally can only give for grand-mal seizures. The driver of the big truck was fine, but was also very very distraught at what he had just witnessed. That was. 16 Years ago and I can still remember pulling up to that scene like it was yesterday.
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Anonymous2016-07-30 8:33
>>14 No, he's the best talk show host by far. He covers far more relevant and important topics than any other, yet manages to keep it humorous no mater how devastating the subject matter. I suggest you pull your ass out.
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Anonymous2016-07-30 12:03
>>16 If he's the best talk show host, that says nothing. Talk shows are unfunny and their only purpose is to brainwash the masses with left wing dribble.
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Anonymous2016-07-30 16:05
>>17 Utaban was pretty funny. I miss seeing Taka-san.
>>22 I swear, when I closed my eyes after reading your post all I saw was a bloody, freshly-deflowered vagina. If that isn't proof that you should not be taken seriously then I don't know what is.
Disgusting, I almost vomited. I consider myself as straight as the next guy, but vaginas are pretty damn yuck. Every single one, whether a flabby cavernous whole or clam-like slit.
>>24 How about 2d vagina? If you don't like that either then you should stop considering yourself straight.
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Anonymous2016-08-04 2:35
>>28 Nobody likes the look of vaginas asshole. Hating the appearance of a vagina is very straight.
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Anonymous2016-08-04 2:53
>>29 Some look okay I think. When young, virginal, and well-maintained they can look nice.
Hating the appearance of a vagina is very straight.
Straight for fags, maybe.
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Anonymous2016-08-04 3:36
>>30 Pedophiles are not straight, I'm sorry to break it to you. If you were straight, you would know that straight men do not appreciate vaginas at all. The appearance, smell, and taste are all vile. Ever wondered why no straight poet has ever written a poem about the beauty of a vagina?
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Anonymous2016-08-04 4:16
>>31 I'm not a pedophile though. I mean, sure, I've taken a few trips to pixiv as I desperately hope everyone else also has, but I'm not attracted to actual children, 2d or 3d. It isn't my fault that the average woman had taken 500 30cm nigger dicks by the time she is 26 and hasn't washed or shaved since Christmas. That doesn't mean vaginas are naturally ugly.
Ever wondered why no straight poet has ever written a poem about the beauty of a vagina?